Transmission 07/30/09
Vera, and we can all say hooray!, has been shooting up a storm with - count them - THREE web series this summer. The short "Hitwomen" is now going to go into production for four more episodes making a total of five webisodes all based on the feature film she and Edward G. Negron wrote. Next up is eight webisodes of a comedy called "Goth Girl" where Vera stars as the title character. Third, but not final, is the much anticipated show "The Building of Good and Evil". Vera has shot all ten webisodes for season 1 and started working on season 2. You will be able to see everything in all form of detail at the official site www.watchthebuilding.com

Now just to clear up some confusion as to why the first episode that has been released is actually Episode 6 "Happy Halloween": well, first, we'd like you to know that the rest of the series will be released in order so the next episode to come out will be the premiere episode/pilot #1 titled "The Building of Good and Evil". The reason we had to upload Episode 6 first is because we needed to beat a film festival deadline and they accepted online submissions as well as links. As we all know, when Vera does something, then she really does it big so we said "whatever" - it's our favorite episode from season 1 anyway so bleh! Here it is again so enjoy!

 

Transmission 01/05/09
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! I hope this year brings us all much prosperity and good days ahead. - Vera

Same thing here from your friendly Warrior Web Mistress! So how's this HITWOMEN trailer - funny as shit huh? Well we are going to try and make the feature film a reality and film it some time this year. The script is finished and ready to go. If you have noticed, Vera has been really been putting an effort into producing and writing her own stuff and helping out as many friends as she can on their collaborations and shorts - BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER to get anything done. Most of the recent updates have all been videos because Vera has taken this past year to focus on writing and making shorts instead of modeling. I promise I still have bundles of galleries to update and upload but you know I'm a lazy ass so it's all good.

Oh, and in case I forgot, here is the link to the AGE OF AFTERMATH TRAILER again. Age is based on a book of the same name by Jonathan Moch and is a Lord of the Rings type of fantasy epic. It's really gonna be cool. I believe in the next few months, she will lend her acting and action skills to two more fan films - one based on DC Elseworlds and here's a link to PART ONE. I think they spoke of her playing Hawkgirl. The other fan film will be Star Wars based because no self loving geek gal can go without being in at least ONE Star Wars film - especially since she's ready to beat anyone with a baseball bat if one more person mentions she should cosplay Mara Jade. Anymahooo...

Enjoy the Hitwomen Trailer once again!


Transmission 12/24/08
Hey Everybody! Happy Holidays... whatever you celebrate. Below is a hilarious commercial that was made for a post production company here in Hollywood about a client being chased by corporate cog clones who try to block her from getting her tape fed to New York. It's a post production parody called "JUST ANOTHER DAY". Once again Vera collaborates with Director Edward G. Negron and Darth Schuhe from BloodRayne A Fan Film in an exercise in "uh, I'm bored... lets shoot something fun!" Stay tuned for another short coming soon that is a trailer for a feature film "HitWomen" that Vera and Edward wrote this past summer. PS... at some point you warrior Web Mistress will get all of these videos together on one page... *sigh*


 


Transmission 10/03/08
If the Warrior Web Mistress ever needed a naughty girl spanking, it would be now, for not updating this site in five months. But there is cheer to be had. I grabbed Vera and decided to sit her down and made her do things that we are both not proud of.... er.... by that I mean, we went through pictures that should have been updated a million moons ago... *sigh*. Anymahoo... check out this really funny skit Vera was in called ALMOST MATRIX on www.damtvonline.com


Transmission 05/28/08
Somebody naughty found this on YouTube of Vera being the Black Widow for a quick segment for the upcoming She-Hulk fan film. I, your humble Web Mistress, guess anyone who's anyone is doing fan films all over the place. God bless us every one :) PS, at this point there are so many videos on this site... maybe I should do a page devoted to all of them... ? PPS... what do you kids think of her doing a Witchblade fan film?


Transmission 03/25/08
Spending all my time eating Cheetos, Doritos and ice cream. Mmmmmmmm. Meanwhile, our heroine is plowing ahead on the quest to finish the BloodRayne Fan Film. *sigh* Will this ordeal ever end? It better by New York Comicon.

When I redesigned this site last year, I thought having a pay section would be fun and struggling with Vera to get stuff for that side was like a cat fight in slow motion between two beautiful girls who fling their hair around and rip each other's clothes off. You guessed it, nothing got done. Not because we were lazy eating Cheetos, nope. She actually shot about 25 new galleries for that section.... BUT and this is a very big BUTT (bigger than my, your humble Warrior Web Mistress's, fat ass), Vera just refused to make people pay to see her lusciousness. And I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, could not make her do it. Sooooooo, I release the galleries into the wild - FOR FREE. Yup, you heard it. So I'll be uploading a bucket load as soon as my finger lifts from the orange cheese. Wet Vera in a tub.... on a bed... *sigh* I don't think she wishes anyone to be like her straight edge Spartan lifestyle self. So while she's suffering... more for me...


Transmission 01/04/08
HAPPY NEW YEAR KIDDIES!!! And now for a "public service announcement" LOL! I almost peed my pants!

In other news, we've finished all the filming on the BloodRayne fan film project and now it's time for the post production and such... *Xena Yoddle*

Transmission 07/30/07
So now that Comicon is over, it was great seeing all the fanboys and fangirls again. Onto bigger better things. Like, I'll see you kids at D*C (that's Dragon Con in Atlanta for all you nonbelievers) in a month. This year at Comicon, we had the usual array of publicity stunts by studios and television, visions of actors that are past their prime, artists running amuck and a plethora of picture takers blinding me with their flashes! Onward marching soldier! This year I did a really casual version of Dawn. See, everyone thinks that is one costume I wake up in... maybe if my mascara is running and I spent all night mourning the loss of such classics as Serenity, Buffy, and Angel *sob*. I also was in the masquerade with the Witchblade costume I promised ya'll. Puuuurty ain't it? Speaking of the masquerade, here's a throw back to Comicon 2005 when I dominated with Nightcrawler the competition:

In other news and you kids will be really happy to know, Vera is doing a BloodRayne fan film. Yep, the movies SUCKED ASS! Yep, there is a BloodRayne 2 as well and it's a WESTERN!!!! We are gonna do this right. It's gonna be a 5-10 min short based completely on the first game with a great NEW costume (version 2.0 from the pictures you have seen so far - Mom has been sewing like a demon) an upgrade on the blades and a whole lot of whoop-ass on Nazis and Daemites and blood rage and actually... it's a comedy...


Transmission 05/06/07
Ah, YouTube! How funny it is to find Vera's Cleavage on an ask.com commercial WATCH IT. It was this photo floating around :)


Transmission 03/29/07
Well, there was a freak accident two weeks ago where she permanently severed the skin under her tongue but that's all I'm gonna say about that.

In the next few months Vera is blitzkrieg in fan magazines everywhere. Next month there's an interview in City Slab magazine along with the cover for issue 11. Geeks Magazine will also have an interview in their June issue and there's yet another interview in Blades Blood and Thruster. I, of course, will be adding them to the Press galleries as I get them.

Believe it or not, this site will have a major overhaul some time in April. TOTALLY new look, new features, a whole lot more and STUFF - lots and lots of STUFF!!! The kind of stuff you need tissue boxes for :-P

PS. Don't be too cruel on April Fool's Day. There are just too many fools out there already...


Transmission 03/01/07
So once again Team Warrior Mistress and your humble Warrior Web Mistress has tried (perhaps in vain) to make this site a bit better. I have switched up the galleries once again thanks to our friends at Substorm Media. The site should load a lot quicker and I'm working out a few minor things with the galleries but seriously, people, how many pictures of one girl can you look at? OK, with the chick being Vera, don't answer that... you sickos...

So yeah! Have you heard? New costume to be debuted at Comicon and then at Dragon Con... We'll be at Wizard West but, even though our friends at Wondercon have bestowed us with Pro badges, we won't be attending Wondercon... *sigh* don't worry my Bay Area fangeeks, there's always Comicon. So, yeah, the costume is Witchblade and it is sculpted by master costume maker Brian Boling.

In other news, I'm pleased to start the gossip and publicity train right here with a new movie to be shot this summer with Vera called "Beverly Hills Massacre" - oooooooh scary huh? This time, Vera actually plays a NICE southern girl! She doesn't even kick anyone's ass! I don't want to ruin anything but this is actually the first time she's gonna play one of the good gals! I'll keep you tuned :)


Transmission 09/20/06
So what do you kids think of the new Gallery format? Spiffy huh? I searched long and hard for a better way to organize the stupid incredible amount of pictures here! I mean... I have soooo many new pictures with galleries with sub-galleries and so on. I almost promise I'll be putting up something or other new on the gallery page every week for awhile. I know everyone has been going gaga over the myspace vampire pictures and I promise there are more of them and there will be galleries - OH YES! Mark my words there will be galleries! I might even put them up faster if you ask me nicely.... I mean beg...

Two great new articles in the "Press" section - funny as heck. We here didn't even know that Vera was a "Scream Queen" or how she even earned that title... I mean, she's very soft spoken and never screams, well, on film anyway... what? who said that? Damn this Turrets!

I also am pleased to announce the merchandise you will soon be able to get your hands on with Vera's image and logos on them - we are talking about a couple of calendars.... fun stuff! Mugs, stickers... funny stuff! Maybe killer teddy bears - you know, the kind that turn their heads and look at you in the middle of the night... It's gonna be good - you'll see!


Transmission 05/16/06
From what I gather at the moment, Vera got the best of all worlds with this silly Who Wants To Be The Next Superhero bit. OK, she's not one of the contestants - thank God. But she will be appearing on the show dressed in the Dragon armor combined with the BloodRayne blades. From what I understand, she will be in the final episode and if they like her on that - which they BETTER - they will bring her in for the finale. Reasons why this is a really good thing: 1. She doesn't have to be humiliated for the two weeks it will take to film this show 2. She gets to appear on it just the same 3. She doesn't have to lose work or sleep over this 4. This still brings up her value as one of the hottest and geekiest nerds of all time because you BIATCHES know that you will hunt her down at the con when you see her in the costume and ask for pictures. You know you will and you know who you are!

Transmission 04/01/06
She'll be meeting Stan Lee next week for that thing for "Who Wants To Be The Next Superhero". Let the national humiliation begin! Bwahahahahaha!

Transmission 02/21/06
Slap my ass and call me Suzie! Warriormistress.com is up and running again! I promise (cross my heart) that I'll be updating this site ever so regularly from now on. OH YES!!! The Warrior Web Mistress is finally ONLINE. YES! No more bumming internet off neighbors. No more bringing pizza to college boys as favors! No more ice cream binges (just kidding). OK, onward to business..

I don't know what you guys think we've been up to here at warriormistress dot com but we've been doing exactly what you think - NOTHING. Sitting on our asses, getting fat, eating popcorn, beef and potato chips. So since I'm now online, I went and dug up about 500 pictures from the archives that used to exist in Yahoo that nobody could access. So now I bring it to you in full Warrior Mistress fashion. So enjoy the new spank photos. Some are so old, she's like.... 16 in them. You pervert monkeys! Love her and yourself.


Transmission 10/15/05
We're working on that BloodRayne comic book cover right now. Hopefully there will be two alternate covers - one schoolgirl Rayne and one original. Ain't that just so kewl? She just shot for the cover of Everyone is Kung Fu Fighting 4 so look for a picture of her in leather in Variety. What else...

I, your Warrior Web Mistress am doing fine. Thanks for asking.

I also wanted to say one thing I've noticed East Coast versus West Coast. On the East Coast - it's about the eyes and boobies, West Coast - it's about the lips and booty. That's my peace.


Transmission 04/10/05
So here's the scoop. There will be a new costume set to premiere at San Diego Comicon. Ooooooh yeaaaaaaaah! She is busting her ass to get it complete and perfect. What is it? Geeeeeee, I wonder.... Let's seeeeee, I'll give you a few hints: She's a VAMPIRE (duh), she's a redhead (duh), she is green eyed (duh), she is pale skinned (duh), she is lethal (duh) and she is a character in a video game who does a lot of ass whoopin'(duh). It rhymes with CrudJane. If you still need more clues, then you are TRULY not a fanboy and you should be ejected from this site IMMEDIATELY! No more staring at her T&A - OUT OUT!!! OK, for those of you who ARE true geeks and were ALREADY hoping and praying that she would FINALLY do this character (because let's face it, who in the world can do a better job?) look for her in the center of the crowd of photographers and keep your shades on because the flash photography will kill you. OK, in other news for the Comicon, she has entered the costume contest and will do a martial arts presentation with Nightcrawler in the skit, Tomb Raider versus Nightcrawler - if the fine folks at Comicon accept the entry. So, you will see her in the blessed and beloved Lara Croft ass showing costume we all photograph and love - but at the costume contest. She will be there all weekend promoting the new costume mentioned above. Do you see the brilliance of her plan? She will have the PERFECT costume right around the time the movie comes out and everybody will be gagging over it (the movie). And so PRESENTING the perfection that is VERA. All bow...

And now a short rant by the Humble Warrior Web Mistress: WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY WERE MAKING THE COSTUME FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CHARACTER'S COSTUME IN THE MOVIE!!! DIE HOLLYWOOD PIGS DIE! You didn't even get the weapons right! She's HOT, not a blood soaked "wench" of yesteryear.


Transmission 12/15/04
OK! Kill me now - oooooh - the humble Warrior Web Mistress hasn't updated the site in like... 7 months! Well bugger me this! I have been without a computer for that long! I'm still without a computer! And do you know what that does to a computer nerd? Well FANBOYS? Do you? I think you might imagine the HORROR and TERROR of not being able to cratch your nails on the nice squishy buttons on a keyboard... caress the keys (sometimes sticky if you've been on this site for too long) with gentle finger tips... gingerly advance the curser with... oh crap, I forgot - this ain't about me... onward and upward I say!

Soooooooo like, OK. News... I don't know where to start kids. Last we heard of our heroine she moved to LA LA land in a desperate attempt to make her life more difficult. Well, she was totally successful! In making her life a living hell, that is. We all know how well the silly girl was doing out here in good 'ol NYC - but Nooooooooo... someone decided to pack two suitcases and head for the Hollywood hills. In a nutshell this is what the last year has been for this crazy girl. She came out to LA with no friends, family or contacts, not to mention a car or a driver's license - silly New Yorkers don't need to drive - EVER. Wound up homeless for 4 months (squatted in an abandoned building in South Central for two months), got her license, got her car, got a great place in Hollywood, got a ton of jobs, got her awesome body back (she wasn't able to eat right or work out when she was homeless), got some really cool projects coming up. If it was me, I'd be dead. But not our precious Vera.

For all of you who heard that Vera was in a huge car accident two weeks ago, the good news is she walked out of the wreck without a scratch on (stunt training comes in handy). The bad news is that her car was totalled. The good news is she's got a new one. She thanks all for the concern and sends out the good vibes in return. Kids.. quit worrying - she'll be alright.


Transmission 11/11/03
Well, first off - Happy Birthday Vera... but ya'll have already said that - she thanks ya'll.

How's this for cool: below is a poloroid taken of Vera after she stunt doubled (hence the covered in dust look) the Bianca character on "All My Children" in an explosion. Episode will air on December 12th 2003. She got all the usual bumps and scrapes but no blood was spilled - you blood thirsty buggers! However I think she looks damn sexy with the black wig on!


Transmission 9/9/03
Boy! August is a totally busy month for the WM! How cool is that she'll be in Inside Kung Fu and appear at Dragonfest? Like... totally! Photo shoots galore so I put together Gallery 4 for your viewing pleasure. She gives new meaning to bath time fun baby!

OK, I got her not to rant about this so I'll rant about it here and I want everyone to start e-mailing all the convention organizers! OK * deep breath* - Cons HAVE to STOP with the security crap!!! In San Diego, Vera was getting peace ties tied to peace ties! At Dragon Con, the security picked on the cute girls with the fakest looking guns (I mean the ones that go in your holsters not in the costumes you pervs :) while Storm Troopers and a buttload of various other troopers from all the films with WAY bigger guns were standing right behind. Not FAIR! and SOOOOO STUPID! People go to the cons to be free and dress in costumes and it's only a dumbass would bring a REAL gun in - so a word to security - check the gun and stop trying to abuse the piss amount of "power" you have you fuckin' pieces of shit bastards! *another deep breath*

COSPLAYERS UNITE!!!


Transmission 7/24/03
Dumbass me! I've completely forgot about the News Section! Sorry about that... Tee Hee...

Well, how's this for completely funny, she gets an e-mail from Creative Light Entertainment saying she must sign an image release form since she is featured in Mark Hamill's mocumentary "Comic Book, The Movie". From what she can remember, she was minding her own business doing the con thing and some camera passed by and she hammed for the camera by doing a full split dressed as the Black Widow and boom and and and ...like... totally... ya know? The question, from your humble Warrior Web Mistress, is how the hell did THEY know who she was and were able to track her down? AHA! Apparently she's getting bigger than even we knew... BATTLE ON VERA!

She just did this Alias spoof movie called "As Cool As Jennifer" where she got her first BIG Fight Choreographer credit. She did this fight between the lead female and two security men in a ballroom (amidst the Tango dancers) all the while wearing high heels which she kicks off after Vera shows up and kicks her ass. Hence the Psycho Judo Lady credit... Judo? JUDO? Oye!


Transmission 4/28/03
Seems like the WM will be in a lot of literature this year. She will be a profile chick in Inside Kung Fu as Miss September - hopefully. Pretty sweet. Just added a ton of new cons she's been booked in, most notable that I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, am looking forward to - Buffy Con! She will be doing a demo of fighting techniques used on the show and explain things like camera angles and pulling punches blah blah blah!

Just did Jersey Devil where she met and will be a future model for Joe DeVito - as we all know, Vera is a huge Lobo fan and he did the best poster painting of him - you know... where the guys ass is hanging out of the brick wall... side note... that is Joe's ass in the wall - just thought you'd like to know.

On another note, check out the " Press" page either from the Home Page or Galleries. I've collected a few sites with interviews with Vera. Ciao!


Transmission 2/18/03
Well slap my ass and call me Suzy! Lemme see... Aha! Nope nuttin... Aha! Got it! Fowl creature of doom! Aha! There it is! Glad I got it out of that uncomfortable place... what? You're reading this? Foolish mortals! %$#

We got some new conventions planned this year! Oh Yesssssss! Seems this year Vera's gonna have several nice articles written about her in some mags too - I'll keep the 'ol "In The Press" up to speed. Yep! Yeeeeha! Spread the word of the Warrior Mistress! She'd like to express her thanks to all of the wonderful web sites that have interviewed her and caressed their... er... keys... to her images. She's quite flattered. I just think (and this is between you and me - your humble Warrior Web Mistress) she likes the idea of many monkeys being spanked... but I digress. What was I sayin'? Oh yeah, conventions! She'll be getting out to Dragonfest this year! Yeeeehaw! San Diego and Dragon Con in Atlanta are definitely on the list but the reason I'm not putting any definites is because there are so many hands all over her (slut) dragging her everywhere that I don't want you (her loyal followers) to get too disappointed.

Ah! I can't believe it crawled back up there again... Time to get my shotgun... You darlings might want to look the other way now...


Transmission 10/30/02
OH bugger off all of you! I've been overloaded with people wanting to punish me for not keeping you up to date. Bugger bugger... *mumbles like an old woman* You people are gonna make me gray before my time. "Why don't you update the 'ol web site... Meh meh meh" Well? Whadayathink of the new look? I've got other things to do! What do you think? The Warrior Web Mistress is kept in a closet by the Warrior Mistress? Oh! I know what you're thinking! The wet suit, the thumb screws, the jumper cables and the saddle..., the lubrication, the humiliation, the mutilation... perfectly wonderful things - WHEN YOU HAVE THE TIME... Hey! I'm werkin' hea!

As for news about Vera? What? You're tired of my rants? You think Vera reads this? No way... she trusts me to just state facts and doesn't know this is where I rant to my wonderful audience. Bwahahahaha! *raises her evil claw skyward*

Back to Vera, she's filming something like 6 projects right now. Would you believe Sada's Soul is still not finished? She's been to a few cons since last we spoke and I'll let her eventually rant on them. The big news is that there will be a pictoral and article on her in Femme Fatale Magazine some time next year. Yeeha doggie. Gimme a biscuit. Keep that e-mail coming folks.


Transmission 8/25/02
Long time no update eh? Do you know why? Not because there has been no news, its just that I'm a bit lazy $#@$$. Simple. You can always spank me for being bad. I keep offering but nobody takes me up on the offer. Am I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, truly that scary?Bwahahahaha!

With that out of the way, I must say that I've working my ass off getting all the pics up. Isn't that what you kids go here for anyway? One of the things on my TO DO list is to get the Prints and Videos thing finally done but that's about me and not the W.M. and I know you don't wanna hear about me...

What has this girl been up to? Well, she's getting ready for Dragon Con right now. You know kids? I hate to say it but being anchored to a table at a con just isn't her bag baby... she prefers to meet and greet, you know, press the flesh, do the walk about - I think she can get to more people that way. Don't worry, I'll personally nail her to a table when she does something bigger than the latest version of vampires kicking each other's asses.

The latest project she's working on will hopefully land in Cannes next year - WOW! legit stuff...Ooooooo aren't we special? Among others, Sada's Soul (believe it or not) is still not done shooting, new project where she played the lead villain is gearing up for a shot at an Internet series. Lately, the whole movement has taken her to a bunch of Internet projects. She just can't seem to get away from the medium - internet....non vampiric sucking.... will to....live... Ah! Why complain when it pays the bills right? Hmmm...

There are talks about a Red Sonja remake... *shudders*


Transmission 6/17/02
OK, She'll be rehearsing a martial arts commercial for a really big product (I'll spill the beans when it gets picked up for airing but then again you'll know when you hopefully see it. At the same time she'll be shooting Sada's Soul which I can't wait to see what the director has in mind. It's all that psych thriller stuff which your humble Warrior Web Mistress never gets. Ah the depths where we all must begin. There are a couple of bigger things on the horizon as she's up for a couple of really big things right now. But I won't jinx it! Break a leg girl! Break them both!

Transmission 5/21/02
Holy Crap! The WM will be so busy in the next five weeks, I have to torture her for info and make an update. She's doing stock commercials and a movie at the same time. Hmmm...

The other thing is I finally pried this from her cold and deadly grip. She took this when the magazine came out and never gave it to me - BAD WARRIOR MISTRESS! No biscuit! The public has been waiting! What do you guys think?


Transmission 4/2/02
Some new pics have been added to the "Glamour" section. You know, I've always wanted to finally add a section where she looks decent. All those nice pics of her dilly dallying around... it's indecent I tell ya. I'll try to scan in some more 50's glamour pics for you guys (yes I hear the requests and the wolf calls as I type).

New film is in the works for the W.M. - this one's called "Sada's Soul". It is surreal and mystical and our very own Vera is playing (drum roll) a mystical warrior named Theopnustos aka. "The Breath of God". Typical Friday night I tell ya... I believe her ability to speak fluent Russian will actually be used in this picture. Right now, she is in rehearsal for the climactic battle between her and The Beast (I've said too much already). Safe to say, she will be kicking some Beastie Butt.

OK, the following cons have been confirmed: San Diego Comicon, Chiller Theater, and Dragon Con. We're still working on perhaps Wizard in Philly (she'll definitely go for the Saturday but I don't know if she'll be official yet). Tootles.


Transmission 2/27/02
Well spank my ass and call me Suzie! Your humble Warrior Web Mistress has been up to her arm pits with other crap to do. I'm sitting here listening to my favorite Manowar album as I type this (singing) "Born of black wind, fire and steel... gonna teach them all to kneel"...sounds like a W.M. theme song though I always thought "Poison" by Alice Cooper was always the best...

Between starting a new business *GULP* and producing VSA, Vera's been killing herself. Poor poor Warrior Mistress. Well, I don't feel one bit sorry for her. She could have stayed on Wall Street but Noooooo, that area had to blow up so now she's taking on some really huge responsibilities.

In other news, Vera's looking forward to her next couple of art projects which include two different comic books being drawn. One will be a fully painted book. There are also some other film work in the making but I'll let you know when there are some concrete things in the works.


Transmission 12/11/01
Hmmmmm.... Well let's see. Modeling for Boris and Julie went swimmingly. I'll keep you guys posted on the progress... Vera is doing a lot of modeling for various comic projects where she'll be characters in a few new books which will pop up some time in the future. Make sure you guys pick up the new Adam Hughes Tomb Raider books where you know who was the reference model (THANKS ADAM!). The next big thing is getting her ass over to Las Vegas (one of her favorite towns) to the NATPE convention where (she's now an associate producer as well) they'll try to sell the Very Special Agents 90 minute pilot so it can go into production. Karen Sheperd and Matthias Hues are also scheduled be there so as long with Vera, they'll make quite the little martial arts (Magnificent) trio (for all you geeks out there who know the reference) Bwahahahahaha! We are all glad she's finally taking steps to get out of the tri state area by setting up with cons in other *gasp* states! San Diego! Vegas! Atlanta! Oh my! And so the very happy and humble Warrior Web Mistress raises her hands in victory (Rocky music insert HERE). And the crowd roars!

Transmission 11/15/01
You know? I keep bitching about this but my life was a lot more organized when I had that regular job! I could organize this site and update it more than like twice a month now. I've been working really hard on getting the new looking site up (just as soon as I figure out how to upload it...), but overall I have been a lazy F***! With that out of the way, the reviews are in! Vera has been in a lot of press lately since the show has been quite a success. There is now talk of a grand nine week 30 city tour which hopefully they will have her for (our fingers are crossed). If you look closely at the Village Voice's "Voice Choice" (Nov. 7-13), You can see her in the background (getting dressed for a different photo shoot). She was mentioned in the New York Times and I believe Newsweek as well). I say! I should start a scrap book. Well kiddies! If all goes well... Looks like you'll have a chance to go see her perform when the show comes to a town near you *cheers*. In other news, she's just found another kung fu school and giving it a try (it's like, two blocks from her house - I'll let her moan about it on her own). I say "screw artistry!" just do ten back handsprings in a row and who needs kung fu? BLAST!

Transmission 10/29/01
WOW! "Very Special Agents" is finally getting the attention we have all been looking for. I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, don't want to give out too many details - Oh all right! you beat them out of me... Vera is now going to costar in the role of Ramola Romano in the highly anticipated filming of the two hour pilot for VSA. As we all know, she played the part of Lena Banks in the 34 minute film short but she will now costar playing the partner part to work with one of the most talented people in the martial arts. I won't name names yet but you WILL be the first to know .

Transmission 10/16/01
Tell me this isn't crazy! Your favorite live action figure was suppose to have performed at Bryant Park this Saturday in a short exhibition of "Once Upon a Time..." - what happened you ask? The police chief called the head producer and said, "you can't use weapons" - CAN'T USE WEAPONS? What the hell is he thinking? (and Vera's fight happens to be one of the most weapons intensive in the show - working with staff, two broadswords and two daggers). Crap! What do they think? They're gonna jump off the stage and start beating up the audience? We don't need weapons for that LOL! We're not spraying Anthrax either LOL! What the hell are they thinking! Oye! Hey! I want to see her model for the cover of Heavy Metal Magazine. That would be pretty darn cool. As we all know Femme Fetals R' us.

Transmission 10/10/01
Since I've been a very lazy web mistress, I have to catch up on more stuff than I would have if I was not this lazy. I'm still working on the brand new look for the warriormistress site and I'm stuck in making the galleries. I don't want any more to do with those yahoos at Yahoo. What a pain in my many-a-spankings ass. As we all know, Vera will be there at the Big Apple con this weekend as a guest celeb so stop by and say hi. The rehearsals for the run at BAM are in high swing and from what I understand, she's still in one piece and doesn't need anything stitched back on like last time (read the rants). She's moving on up in the modeling world and is doing promotions for Bacardi-O and Bud (which I find funny since Vera is completely straight edge when in comes to drinking - what kind of Ruskie doesn't drink?). She's also booked to be at Chiller and the NYC Comicon in March so check out the calendar. She is also scheduled to model for the most fantastic fantasy artists the world has ever known - Boris and Julie Bell, I hear they are great people.

Transmission 9/26/01
Well slap my butt and call me Suzy! This truly sucks for yours truly, the world's most lazy Warrior Web Mistress. But this is ridiculous. As some of you knew, I worked on the W.M. web site from work since my boss never gave me any work to do and I kept this thing in tip top shape. Like a well oiled and up to date machine, and I have to say that I am in the process of completely putting up a brand new web site Don't worry, all things will be familiar and nothing you cherish will be erased, it will just look a crap of a load better - I, the world's greatest graphic artist can vouch for that! Plus, I have a spell checker now! I won't have to work within the damn confines of this stupid green colored template again! Where was I? Oh yes! The web site updating, you see, I'm sitting in a public library updating this thing somewhere in the middle of bumblef**k New Jersey, something I will not be able to do from now on when the new site goes up.

I estimate the new site will be on line some time mid-Octoberish. It will look better, there will be no more of those STUPID banners - the site will actually be banner free except for the links page where everyone and their brother will have a link...teehee - but you go there at your own risk. It will remain as an .8m.com site but you will be redirected from www.warriormistress.com if you come in the back end way -as I like to call it - anyway. Other new features will include the section where you'll be able to get W.M. stuff signed and all that sweet goodness. OK! Enough about me!

What has Vera been up to you ask? Well... She's been modeling like a maniac trying to get great materials together for prints (BECAUSE THE DEMAND DEMANDS IT! - fanboys and fangirls bring a tear to her green and soft poky eye!). Next week marks the beginning rehearsals for The Next Wave Festival at the Brooklyn Academy of Music (check "Calendar" for dates). She's ready to get her ass kicked again. Hopefully, all you blood suckers won't come just to watch her smash her head in again. I think the last nine stitches left her a bit scarred LOL! But I know men like chicks with scars. I have a big one on my ass and ... HA! You thought I'd tell you about that! But enough about me... The next conventions she'll be attending are going to be official appearances since the conventions will now recognize her as an official guest celebrity. The Big Apple con local and National held in New York and she is also officially be a guest at Chiller Con - She'll probably be gawking at Ray Park who will be there *Growl* *Grrrrr* *Woof* "Calendar" is where you want to look. She'll also do her pretty girl wrestler thing that same weekend as well. See you guys at BAM!


Transmission 9/4/01
Well, we're all back from Dragon con and I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, will be putting up pictures in the galleries soon so don't beat my butt too much - as always I like it a little too much.

In other news, it has been finalized that Vera will be the Red-haired Vixen Widowmaker Manchu in the next production of "Once Upon a Time..." to be performed the week of November 7th through 11th (I've put up a performance schedule in the "CALENDAR") and don't forget to wish Vera a happy birthday on the 5th of November. I must say that if you want to see the show BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW BECAUSE IT WILL BE SOLD OUT BY NOVEMBER!!! The show will be at the Brooklyn Academy of Music BAM.ORG performed as part of the NEXT WAVE FESTIVAL. Don't come crawling to me crying that you couldn't get a ticket - you have been warned way in advance!!!

OK, I had to let that out. Every time she performs live, there is always that one someone who comes sniffling to me! If I get some comp tickets, I might have a contest for you folks to try and win them. But that is pure speculation at this point on my part... In other news, she will appear at Madison Square Garden for the film festival on Friday as a promotion model for the film "531". Saturday night should be a hoot and a half when she will walk out a wrestler to the arena at the the Jersey Wrestling Championships. Oh yeah baby. I promise she will wear her tight and shiny Lara body suit. Yummy!

Too much other crap is going on for me to tell you folks everything right now but I found out the name of the movie which will have the W.M. as "The Lady" - a jewel loving mob leader. The movie's title will be "Beautiful".


Transmission 8/28/01
I finally got off my nice and pretty buttocks and got the www.warriormistress.com domain back. Its a fun and silly story about how I bought the domain three years ago and was sent the passwords and so on so I could use it when my computer crashed (basically it blew up with no hope of saving anything). So I lost the passwords and everything that had to do with it. Wonderful. When I tried to get it back through the company that registered the domain for me, it turned out that in the spirit of all dot coms, they went belly up and nobody could help me. Super. So I had to make due with the 8m.com thing until the domain was available again. And now it is.

I'm currently working on a new look for this site. But, as per usual, my butt is too lazy to put it up any time soon. Feel comfort, however, that you can just type warriormistress.com and get there without those pesky extra two letters... I'll be bringing you all the details from the upcoming projects and hopefully we'll have some great pics to put up from Atlanta. -Warrior Web Mistress out.


Transmission 8/20/01
Deep breath... Vera is slated in two upcoming films as the "Goddess of War" in the feature length movie "The Legend of the White Lotus" and she will also appear as the psycho bitch bad guy *YAWN* (what else is new) in another film whose title is not yet set. She just got back from Pennsic XXX and you can read her rants for all that info. Super Mega Con Pics are up in the Lara Galleries. I'll sit down and compile a list of new web sites where her pictures have been popping up. This girl is all over the place. The Jersey Championships gig is coming up on Sept. 8th where she'll be doing her Warrior Mistress thing.

BIG NEWS: By next week, you won't need to keep going http: blah blah blah, www.warriormistress.com will be legit. The site itself will be the same for now though. I am however, working on improving the graphics, but that would mean I would have to get off my ass again and I don't know if I'm ready for that yet...


Transmission 8/6/01
In case anybody didn't understand this, the word "Mistress" in her title is not just there for no reason. You will worship at her shiny leather boots and will dance for her at the crack of the whip! OK, with that out of the way and a newer understanding of our favorite Live Action Figure (TM), I hear in some sort of buzz that the W.M. is getting ready to do something which requires her dressed in her shiny PVC cat suit, a premiere fetish party night and wire gags - sounds like your typical night in her bedroom (quiet muffled screams and pleading for mercy included of course!). I just thought I'd let you know... the NYC date later...

Transmission 8/3/01
Boy oh boy! It is so freakin' hard for me to keep my mouth shut (EW! you perv! what is up with all these mouth jokes or is it that I can't get my mind out of the gutter? Anyway...). Vera and another model (I want to say her name but honor doesn't permit me) are planning something really cool for Dragon Con's costume contest. Cat fight! MEOW! I dare not say any more for I fear for my job as warrior web mistress. They have started rehearsals yesterday and from what I hear, the fur will fly... Now settle down Beavis, save your load for the show...

Transmission 7/27/01
Right now, I'm working on getting the trailer up from Very Special Agents on the web so you guys can get a funny taste in your mouth. Oh! Eeewww! What did you think I said? Remember when I mentioned a while ago kiddies about a sculpture in the works of the W.M.? Well sexy Raymond Vandamme closetmodels.com is doing just that. He's sticking her face on a project in the works. Yes its a vampire - before you blood suckers ask that question. Now I'm all upset. How could you think it would be anything but a vampire? Shame on you! I need a tissue.

Transmission 7/26/01
Where to begin other than I've been a very bad (a good spanking is in order) and lazy web mistress? I really don't know where to start. I also don't want to give away too many details before they come to fruition like who she's gonna model for next (you won't believe it), or what movie project is in the works, or that video game thingy (I don't dare say another word). I like to be spanked but this is the WARRIOR MISTRESS, the flossiest babe of them all, we're talking about. I'm scared. I see dead webmistresses. OK! No more tickling your fancies. I'll let you know as soon as I can unhand-cuff myself from this radiator...

Can you say, kick yourself in the butt by not being at the San Diego con last weekend? Duh! Unfortunately she found out too late to do anything about it. In other News, she has picked up her fantasy armor and let's say HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY! ALL YOU FANBOYS, get your butts down to Dragon Con! It will be "unveiling". I saw it and I wouldn't have the guts to wear it but apparently she does. EEEEKKKKK! In the immortal words of Iron Maiden "Run to the hills..." One last secret before I bail. At the Super Mega Show this Saturday, she's suppose to dance for the band but unbeknownst to them, she's gonna innocently take the guitar and thrash thrash thrash. Old school style. Yeah Baby!


Transmission 7/20/01
Boy oh boy! Tarot, Witch of the Black Rose came out on 7/18 and NOBODY told me! I heard about it down a grapevine... some web mistress I am! But there it is! Thanks to Holy Golightly and Jim Balent! You guys are the best. In other horror news, the W.M. has decided to go even further into modeling and has joined the ranks of the girls at ikissgirls.com, anyone care to comment on this? I'm glad she's trying to get away from her ghoulish image and try on something pink and frilly for a change. Yeah right dude! She's also in the contest and the twelve finalists will appear in the Kiss Girls calendar. I hope she makes the top twelve. That way, who wouldn't want the month of November hanging on their walls all year long?

Transmission 7/19/01
Well Kiddies, the new Lara Croft look alike contest is up and running all over the place. The actual deciding vote will be done by the contestants themselves. However, there will be a non binding fan vote as well. You know who to root for so get cracking http://network.ctimes.net/cb/Sum2001/index.html The vote begins on Friday 7/20/01. In other titillating news. The custom dragon armor is done and she's picking it up this weekend. Did I mention the droves of people waiting for it's unveiling? Including Draculina Magazine... but more on that later.

Transmission 7/9/01
Marcus Boas, a fantasy artist, has finished the first poster of the W.M. As Lara (he'll be contacting Top Cow soon to see if it can be a future TR comic book cover). He promoted it for the first time this weekend at the Big Apple con where, surprise surprise *YAWN*, it sold out. Vera didn't even get a copy to take home to show mother. Don't worry, we'll make more! Now that the buzz is out that Vera's face is, surprise surprise *cough*, marketable, several other artist (about 5) are jumping on the bandwagon. Later on this week she'll be modeling for at least two other artists... I'll be putting up the pictures in the "W.M. Artworks" section as well as contact info for the artists, should you want to order prints, (she won't let anyone charge more than like ten bucks including S+H - and this will include a personal autograph if you wish). Right now, that page is up but nothing is on it - due to my, your humble Warrior Web Mistress Janet's butt being very lazy. You can spank me later. Grrrowl! DOWN BOY! *woof*

Transmission 7/3/01
Well, you blood suckers, your humble Warrior Web Mistress Janet has been working overtime to bring you new pictures into the galleries! I had to out source the galleries to yahoo because this crappy site builder can kiss my pink butt! There was just not enough room to do what this girl wanted to do plus yahoo gives you options like ordering prints if you want them. Also, I know Vera autographs stuff for free for her fans so DON'T BE SHY!

V.A.M.P. is two weeks away. I have yet to know if she will come as some sort of demon goddess or Lara. I'll keep you posted. Now, if you look at the galleries, I am starting to organize the new pictures into different folders and as I scan in more, I'll re-juggle them around for better organization. Right now, I'm pretty much dumping everything misc. into Warrior Mistress while I'm keeping all the Lara stuff together and I have a brand new gallery world premiering today! Yep, the W.M. is an incredible look-alike to DC/Vertigo's character "Death" (you know, Sandman's sister). These pictures were taken by none other than Louis Small Jr. who is known for his work on Vampirella and is currently doing the new hit comic: "Codename Knockout", which FYI Vera will be a character in starting with issue #4. I'll let you know which one later. Also, I'm gonna work on setting up a new gallery to debut sometime perhaps later this week with Vera dressed as an Amine Schoolgirl (I have tons of those pictures you drooling fanboys!).


Transmission 6/27/01
On the calendar, she did another scene for "Big Foot" yesterday (another project that just won't complete itself). The producer has contacted another stunt girl for a follow up fight scene where our heroine plays a very naughty girl (so what else is new?) who's out to get the main character, crashes her birthday party and gets a face full of cake. Yes, dear friends, our W.M. Received a face full of the grossest rum cake. In case you didn't know, Vera is completely straight edge so it is doubly gross because she can't stand the taste of alcohol. I, your humble warrior web mistress Janet, say "what kind of freakin' Russian hates alcohol?" - it just boggles my stereotyped mind. I'll keep you posted on who the other stunt chick will be. I hope she has some film fighting experience... Cheers!

Transmission 6/25/01
She finished a commissioned piece yesterday called "Vampire Playmates" where she is dressed up like a French maid, she's a vampire, and there is some girl on girl vampire teasing (while dressed up). Boy, You'll wish you were the guy. This was directed by Jeffrey Arsenault of "Night Owl" fame (John Leguizamo was in it). She also did Crimson Desires - Vampire Heat for Jeff and this also made her second cover on a movie tape (first was Very Special Agents). If you want a copy of this snazzy stuff you can e-mail Aftermidnight Entertainment at aftermidnight@earthlink.net and get REALLY happy for vampire genre films. In other news, she will soon be added to the Visions of Lara Croft web site so it's COMING SOON!

Transmission 6/19/01
Talk about type casting for our heroine! You know how she plays a doctor or a vampire or a vixen or a martial artist or a club kid in all her movies? Well, its becoming crazy with her getting roles as combinations of these things like vixen martial artist, vampire doctor, vixen vampire (which is an oxy moron in my opinion - of course a vampire must be a vixen, duh!). But now! The mother of all that is unholy has cast Vera to appear in a movie called Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers vampirelesbiankickboxers.com. Add lesbian, yes lesbian not thespian, to the above list in combination with martial artist and vampire. There is nothing like a good day of work, no?

Transmission 6/18/01
You didn't hear it from me O.K.? but there is talk of a soft porn action movie in the works with a certain Jenna starring (there is a possibility that you know who will stunt for her in the action scenes because they are practically the same size) BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME, your humble warrior web mistress... In other news, its Smack Down time again. Time to have her face smashed into a birthday cake... again... thanks Matt. We're talking about a movie here people. Another movie in the works... yes... yet another VAMPIRE movie has been offered and accepted by the W. Mistress. This time, she is a Vampire French Maid out to show a new girl a thing or two. Insert seduction and blood somewhere in there... *YAWN*, so what else is new... why can't I deliver some news of... say... a TV pilot with a theme Cleopatra 2525 had but without the weirdo underground world. You know what my opinion is? I lobby for Vera to star in yet another Highlander series but her being Russian and speaking it fluently, she'd be related to the Kurgan. Doesn't this just make for a script? You can e-mail me ideas too.

Transmission 6/13/01
Happy Birthday MIKE! The W.M. will be appearing as a character in the new hit comic book series "Codename Knockout" drawn by her good friend Louis Small Jr. and that thing is HOT! He has also drawn her in another book of warrior beauties (I'll get you the title soon and I'll let you know the characters she is when I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, have a chance). BTW, the scar from those nine stitches is healing up very nicely. Sophia Crawford - WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

Transmission 5/29/01
Just a couple of little tidbits here and there: Sexy sculptor Raymond Vandamme of Scarab Studios (check out his web site if you're over 18 at www.closetmodels.com) is inspired to make a couple of sculptures of the worlds sexiest live action figure (you know who I'm talking about here!). The first sculpture he'll do is her as a half cat, half human creature. I believe he's also thinking of doing the W.M. As Lara (we'll see). She just got her hands on TR1. I don't think I'll be seeing her any time soon. Speaking of TR, she has once again entered the Lara look-alike contest with a new set of pictures she took in the NYC subways where the station looks like the one in the London level. You can find out more about this new contest and when you can cast your vote (for her of course!) HERE and life is good.

She has just been measured for her fantasy armor by Ashton at Dragon's Heart Leather. We'll see if it will be (at least partially) ready for a premiere (or at least a sneak preview) at V.A.M.P. on July 14th (look at the calendar). All I can say is "WATCH OUT!"... for the wings.


Transmission 5/23/01
The Warrior Mistress is now the official BROADSWORD GIRL for the months of July and August (so she's the summer Broadsword Girl - awe, how sweet and fresh - just like the W.M.). The comic book in which she will appear is Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #9. Check out the creator's web site at http://www.geocities.com/broadswordfans/main.html and look around if you're a big fan. He's the same artist who did the extremely sexy Catwoman comics. She's the one decked out in red and black fantasy leather armor created by the below mentioned Dragon's Heart Leather Creations. Ashton is also creating her a custom suit of fantasy leather armor (leather breast plates? Oh MY!).

Transmission 5/22/01
Well, SHE'S BAAAACKKKK! Back from her tour in Seattle. Read the rants for all the gory details. Will this girl ever pick something safer to do? NAW! I guess she's having too much fun cracking her skull open every once in a while. In other news, the Warrior Mistress is now the official pinup girl for Dragon's Heart Fantasy Leather Creations for the old and future Dark Ages. She is scheduled to do a calendar as well for 2002 wearing evil looking leather pieces. I personally can't wait. If you want to get in touch with the man who creates fantasy leather for the likes of Misfits, Gwar and White Zombie check him out (web site coming soon) DRAGONSHEART@dragonskeep.zzn.com and he might just create something mind-blowing for you as well. Otherwise, if you are going to Dragon Con (which the W.M. is scheduled to attend), his merchandise will be there. Ashton, the man himself will be at Pennsic XXX (you are sure to know that the W.M. Is doing everything in her power to make it there as well). Whatever you do, don't say he looks like the Undertaker or Rob Zombie - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Transmission 5/8/01
Watch for the Warrior Mistress in the new soon to be released vampire movie "Crimson Desires, Vampire Heat". I gotta say, WHOA! She is hot and sexy like you've never seen her. It is kind of a Vampire "Eyes Wide Shut" type thing and lets just say, the director was giggling when it came time to eat the poor unsuspecting bastard, I mean, victim...

Transmission 5/3/01
Well this is interesting: As we all know, the Warrior Mistress goes every year to the festival known as Pennsic War every year and there was sad news to everyone when it became apparent when she could not attend because the week of August 12th "Once Upon a Time" was scheduled to run in a mini presentation up in Boston. There is now a glimmer of hope that since half of the cast can not show up for that show, She might be able to escape out of being in that performance and attend Pennsic XXX! Hurray! I've got my fingers crossed for that girl and the 10,000 others in attendance who know her as the demon in the chainmail bra. Rumor has it that she is currently working on another mesh-mail top for the fire pit dancing.

All those going to Pennsic: she may be available for more fire pit weapons dancing at bachelor parties and look for her at the "Men Without Pants" party. And what will she be doing there you ask? 'Nuttin... Your humble Warrior Web Mistress has suggested to her to stop asking all the other artists to draw her as Lara and do it her damn self! She is a great freakin' artist in her own right! Top Cow - watch out! In other news: Vera is scheduled to shoot a new vampire movie this weekend where she plays a seductive vampire who lures and unsuspecting horny guy she just met at a party to his doom. *YAWN!* Sounds like a typical Friday night for the Warrior Mistress... "Silly chewy human....mmmmm cow blood make human soft"...


Transmission 5/1/01
She has just finished a series of photo shoots for the fantasy artist Marcus Boas who is set to paint a possible Heavy Metal Magazine cover from the photos. He is also interested in doing one of her as Lara. Short segments of "Very Special Agents" will be airing on Comedy Central's "We Speak Comedy".