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07/30/09 Now just to clear up some confusion as to why the first episode that has been released is actually Episode 6 "Happy Halloween": well, first, we'd like you to know that the rest of the series will be released in order so the next episode to come out will be the premiere episode/pilot #1 titled "The Building of Good and Evil". The reason we had to upload Episode 6 first is because we needed to beat a film festival deadline and they accepted online submissions as well as links. As we all know, when Vera does something, then she really does it big so we said "whatever" - it's our favorite episode from season 1 anyway so bleh! Here it is again so enjoy!
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01/05/09 Same thing here from your friendly Warrior Web Mistress! So how's this HITWOMEN trailer - funny as shit huh? Well we are going to try and make the feature film a reality and film it some time this year. The script is finished and ready to go. If you have noticed, Vera has been really been putting an effort into producing and writing her own stuff and helping out as many friends as she can on their collaborations and shorts - BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER to get anything done. Most of the recent updates have all been videos because Vera has taken this past year to focus on writing and making shorts instead of modeling. I promise I still have bundles of galleries to update and upload but you know I'm a lazy ass so it's all good. Oh, and in case I forgot, here is the link to the AGE OF AFTERMATH TRAILER again. Age is based on a book of the same name by Jonathan Moch and is a Lord of the Rings type of fantasy epic. It's really gonna be cool. I believe in the next few months, she will lend her acting and action skills to two more fan films - one based on DC Elseworlds and here's a link to PART ONE. I think they spoke of her playing Hawkgirl. The other fan film will be Star Wars based because no self loving geek gal can go without being in at least ONE Star Wars film - especially since she's ready to beat anyone with a baseball bat if one more person mentions she should cosplay Mara Jade. Anymahooo... Enjoy the Hitwomen Trailer once again!
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03/25/08 When I redesigned this site last year, I thought having a pay section would be fun and struggling with Vera to get stuff for that side was like a cat fight in slow motion between two beautiful girls who fling their hair around and rip each other's clothes off. You guessed it, nothing got done. Not because we were lazy eating Cheetos, nope. She actually shot about 25 new galleries for that section.... BUT and this is a very big BUTT (bigger than my, your humble Warrior Web Mistress's, fat ass), Vera just refused to make people pay to see her lusciousness. And I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, could not make her do it. Sooooooo, I release the galleries into the wild - FOR FREE. Yup, you heard it. So I'll be uploading a bucket load as soon as my finger lifts from the orange cheese. Wet Vera in a tub.... on a bed... *sigh* I don't think she wishes anyone to be like her straight edge Spartan lifestyle self. So while she's suffering... more for me... |
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01/04/08
In other news, we've finished all the filming on the BloodRayne fan film project and now it's time for the post production and such... *Xena Yoddle* |
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07/30/07
In other news and you kids will be really happy to know, Vera is doing a BloodRayne fan film. Yep, the movies SUCKED ASS! Yep, there is a BloodRayne 2 as well and it's a WESTERN!!!! We are gonna do this right. It's gonna be a 5-10 min short based completely on the first game with a great NEW costume (version 2.0 from the pictures you have seen so far - Mom has been sewing like a demon) an upgrade on the blades and a whole lot of whoop-ass on Nazis and Daemites and blood rage and actually... it's a comedy... |
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05/06/07
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03/29/07 In the next few months Vera is blitzkrieg in fan magazines everywhere. Next month there's an interview in City Slab magazine along with the cover for issue 11. Geeks Magazine will also have an interview in their June issue and there's yet another interview in Blades Blood and Thruster. I, of course, will be adding them to the Press galleries as I get them. Believe it or not, this site will have a major overhaul some time in April. TOTALLY new look, new features, a whole lot more and STUFF - lots and lots of STUFF!!! The kind of stuff you need tissue boxes for :-P PS. Don't be too cruel on April Fool's Day. There are just too many fools out there already... |
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03/01/07 So yeah! Have you heard? New costume to be debuted at Comicon and then at Dragon Con... We'll be at Wizard West but, even though our friends at Wondercon have bestowed us with Pro badges, we won't be attending Wondercon... *sigh* don't worry my Bay Area fangeeks, there's always Comicon. So, yeah, the costume is Witchblade and it is sculpted by master costume maker Brian Boling. In other news, I'm pleased to start the gossip and publicity train right here with a new movie to be shot this summer with Vera called "Beverly Hills Massacre" - oooooooh scary huh? This time, Vera actually plays a NICE southern girl! She doesn't even kick anyone's ass! I don't want to ruin anything but this is actually the first time she's gonna play one of the good gals! I'll keep you tuned :) |
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09/20/06 Two great new articles in the "Press" section - funny as heck. We here didn't even know that Vera was a "Scream Queen" or how she even earned that title... I mean, she's very soft spoken and never screams, well, on film anyway... what? who said that? Damn this Turrets! I also am pleased to announce the merchandise you will soon be able to get your hands on with Vera's image and logos on them - we are talking about a couple of calendars.... fun stuff! Mugs, stickers... funny stuff! Maybe killer teddy bears - you know, the kind that turn their heads and look at you in the middle of the night... It's gonna be good - you'll see! |
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05/16/06
From what I gather at the moment, Vera got the best of all worlds with this silly Who Wants To Be The Next Superhero bit. OK, she's not one of the contestants - thank God. But she will be appearing on the show dressed in the Dragon armor combined with the BloodRayne blades. From what I understand, she will be in the final episode and if they like her on that - which they BETTER - they will bring her in for the finale. Reasons why this is a really good thing: 1. She doesn't have to be humiliated for the two weeks it will take to film this show 2. She gets to appear on it just the same 3. She doesn't have to lose work or sleep over this 4. This still brings up her value as one of the hottest and geekiest nerds of all time because you BIATCHES know that you will hunt her down at the con when you see her in the costume and ask for pictures. You know you will and you know who you are! |
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04/01/06
She'll be meeting Stan Lee next week for that thing for "Who Wants To Be The Next Superhero". Let the national humiliation begin! Bwahahahahaha! |
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02/21/06 I don't know what you guys think we've been up to here at warriormistress dot com but we've been doing exactly what you think - NOTHING. Sitting on our asses, getting fat, eating popcorn, beef and potato chips. So since I'm now online, I went and dug up about 500 pictures from the archives that used to exist in Yahoo that nobody could access. So now I bring it to you in full Warrior Mistress fashion. So enjoy the new spank photos. Some are so old, she's like.... 16 in them. You pervert monkeys! Love her and yourself. |
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10/15/05 I, your Warrior Web Mistress am doing fine. Thanks for asking. I also wanted to say one thing I've noticed East Coast versus West Coast. On the East Coast - it's about the eyes and boobies, West Coast - it's about the lips and booty. That's my peace. |
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04/10/05 And now a short rant by the Humble Warrior Web Mistress: WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY WERE MAKING THE COSTUME FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CHARACTER'S COSTUME IN THE MOVIE!!! DIE HOLLYWOOD PIGS DIE! You didn't even get the weapons right! She's HOT, not a blood soaked "wench" of yesteryear. |
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12/15/04 Soooooooo like, OK. News... I don't know where to start kids. Last we heard of our heroine she moved to LA LA land in a desperate attempt to make her life more difficult. Well, she was totally successful! In making her life a living hell, that is. We all know how well the silly girl was doing out here in good 'ol NYC - but Nooooooooo... someone decided to pack two suitcases and head for the Hollywood hills. In a nutshell this is what the last year has been for this crazy girl. She came out to LA with no friends, family or contacts, not to mention a car or a driver's license - silly New Yorkers don't need to drive - EVER. Wound up homeless for 4 months (squatted in an abandoned building in South Central for two months), got her license, got her car, got a great place in Hollywood, got a ton of jobs, got her awesome body back (she wasn't able to eat right or work out when she was homeless), got some really cool projects coming up. If it was me, I'd be dead. But not our precious Vera. For all of you who heard that Vera was in a huge car accident two weeks ago, the good news is she walked out of the wreck without a scratch on (stunt training comes in handy). The bad news is that her car was totalled. The good news is she's got a new one. She thanks all for the concern and sends out the good vibes in return. Kids.. quit worrying - she'll be alright. |
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11/11/03 How's this for cool: below is a poloroid taken of Vera after she stunt doubled (hence the covered in dust look) the Bianca character on "All My Children" in an explosion. Episode will air on December 12th 2003. She got all the usual bumps and scrapes but no blood was spilled - you blood thirsty buggers! However I think she looks damn sexy with the black wig on!
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9/9/03 OK, I got her not to rant about this so I'll rant about it here and I want everyone to start e-mailing all the convention organizers! OK * deep breath* - Cons HAVE to STOP with the security crap!!! In San Diego, Vera was getting peace ties tied to peace ties! At Dragon Con, the security picked on the cute girls with the fakest looking guns (I mean the ones that go in your holsters not in the costumes you pervs :) while Storm Troopers and a buttload of various other troopers from all the films with WAY bigger guns were standing right behind. Not FAIR! and SOOOOO STUPID! People go to the cons to be free and dress in costumes and it's only a dumbass would bring a REAL gun in - so a word to security - check the gun and stop trying to abuse the piss amount of "power" you have you fuckin' pieces of shit bastards! *another deep breath* COSPLAYERS UNITE!!! |
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7/24/03 Well, how's this for completely funny, she gets an e-mail from Creative Light Entertainment saying she must sign an image release form since she is featured in Mark Hamill's mocumentary "Comic Book, The Movie". From what she can remember, she was minding her own business doing the con thing and some camera passed by and she hammed for the camera by doing a full split dressed as the Black Widow and boom and and and ...like... totally... ya know? The question, from your humble Warrior Web Mistress, is how the hell did THEY know who she was and were able to track her down? AHA! Apparently she's getting bigger than even we knew... BATTLE ON VERA! She just did this Alias spoof movie called "As Cool As Jennifer" where she got her first BIG Fight Choreographer credit. She did this fight between the lead female and two security men in a ballroom (amidst the Tango dancers) all the while wearing high heels which she kicks off after Vera shows up and kicks her ass. Hence the Psycho Judo Lady credit... Judo? JUDO? Oye! |
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4/28/03 Just did Jersey Devil where she met and will be a future model for Joe DeVito - as we all know, Vera is a huge Lobo fan and he did the best poster painting of him - you know... where the guys ass is hanging out of the brick wall... side note... that is Joe's ass in the wall - just thought you'd like to know. On another note, check out the " Press" page either from the Home Page or Galleries. I've collected a few sites with interviews with Vera. Ciao! |
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2/18/03 We got some new conventions planned this year! Oh Yesssssss! Seems this year Vera's gonna have several nice articles written about her in some mags too - I'll keep the 'ol "In The Press" up to speed. Yep! Yeeeeha! Spread the word of the Warrior Mistress! She'd like to express her thanks to all of the wonderful web sites that have interviewed her and caressed their... er... keys... to her images. She's quite flattered. I just think (and this is between you and me - your humble Warrior Web Mistress) she likes the idea of many monkeys being spanked... but I digress. What was I sayin'? Oh yeah, conventions! She'll be getting out to Dragonfest this year! Yeeeehaw! San Diego and Dragon Con in Atlanta are definitely on the list but the reason I'm not putting any definites is because there are so many hands all over her (slut) dragging her everywhere that I don't want you (her loyal followers) to get too disappointed. Ah! I can't believe it crawled back up there again... Time to get my shotgun... You darlings might want to look the other way now... |
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10/30/02 As for news about Vera? What? You're tired of my rants? You think Vera reads this? No way... she trusts me to just state facts and doesn't know this is where I rant to my wonderful audience. Bwahahahaha! *raises her evil claw skyward* Back to Vera, she's filming something like 6 projects right now. Would you believe Sada's Soul is still not finished? She's been to a few cons since last we spoke and I'll let her eventually rant on them. The big news is that there will be a pictoral and article on her in Femme Fatale Magazine some time next year. Yeeha doggie. Gimme a biscuit. Keep that e-mail coming folks. |
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8/25/02 With that out of the way, I must say that I've working my ass off getting all the pics up. Isn't that what you kids go here for anyway? One of the things on my TO DO list is to get the Prints and Videos thing finally done but that's about me and not the W.M. and I know you don't wanna hear about me... What has this girl been up to? Well, she's getting ready for Dragon Con right now. You know kids? I hate to say it but being anchored to a table at a con just isn't her bag baby... she prefers to meet and greet, you know, press the flesh, do the walk about - I think she can get to more people that way. Don't worry, I'll personally nail her to a table when she does something bigger than the latest version of vampires kicking each other's asses. The latest project she's working on will hopefully land in Cannes next year - WOW! legit stuff...Ooooooo aren't we special? Among others, Sada's Soul (believe it or not) is still not done shooting, new project where she played the lead villain is gearing up for a shot at an Internet series. Lately, the whole movement has taken her to a bunch of Internet projects. She just can't seem to get away from the medium - internet....non vampiric sucking.... will to....live... Ah! Why complain when it pays the bills right? Hmmm... There are talks about a Red Sonja remake... *shudders* |
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6/17/02
OK, She'll be rehearsing a martial arts commercial for a really big product (I'll spill the beans when it gets picked up for airing but then again you'll know when you hopefully see it. At the same time she'll be shooting Sada's Soul which I can't wait to see what the director has in mind. It's all that psych thriller stuff which your humble Warrior Web Mistress never gets. Ah the depths where we all must begin. There are a couple of bigger things on the horizon as she's up for a couple of really big things right now. But I won't jinx it! Break a leg girl! Break them both! |
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5/21/02 The other thing is I finally pried this from her cold and deadly grip. She took this when the magazine came out and never gave it to me - BAD WARRIOR MISTRESS! No biscuit! The public has been waiting! What do you guys think? |
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4/2/02 New film is in the works for the W.M. - this one's called "Sada's Soul". It is surreal and mystical and our very own Vera is playing (drum roll) a mystical warrior named Theopnustos aka. "The Breath of God". Typical Friday night I tell ya... I believe her ability to speak fluent Russian will actually be used in this picture. Right now, she is in rehearsal for the climactic battle between her and The Beast (I've said too much already). Safe to say, she will be kicking some Beastie Butt. OK, the following cons have been confirmed: San Diego Comicon, Chiller Theater, and Dragon Con. We're still working on perhaps Wizard in Philly (she'll definitely go for the Saturday but I don't know if she'll be official yet). Tootles. |
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2/27/02 Between starting a new business *GULP* and producing VSA, Vera's been killing herself. Poor poor Warrior Mistress. Well, I don't feel one bit sorry for her. She could have stayed on Wall Street but Noooooo, that area had to blow up so now she's taking on some really huge responsibilities. In other news, Vera's looking forward to her next couple of art projects which include two different comic books being drawn. One will be a fully painted book. There are also some other film work in the making but I'll let you know when there are some concrete things in the works. |
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12/11/01
Hmmmmm.... Well let's see. Modeling for Boris and Julie went swimmingly. I'll keep you guys posted on the progress... Vera is doing a lot of modeling for various comic projects where she'll be characters in a few new books which will pop up some time in the future. Make sure you guys pick up the new Adam Hughes Tomb Raider books where you know who was the reference model (THANKS ADAM!). The next big thing is getting her ass over to Las Vegas (one of her favorite towns) to the NATPE convention where (she's now an associate producer as well) they'll try to sell the Very Special Agents 90 minute pilot so it can go into production. Karen Sheperd and Matthias Hues are also scheduled be there so as long with Vera, they'll make quite the little martial arts (Magnificent) trio (for all you geeks out there who know the reference) Bwahahahahaha! We are all glad she's finally taking steps to get out of the tri state area by setting up with cons in other *gasp* states! San Diego! Vegas! Atlanta! Oh my! And so the very happy and humble Warrior Web Mistress raises her hands in victory (Rocky music insert HERE). And the crowd roars! |
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11/15/01
You know? I keep bitching about this but my life was a lot more organized when I had that regular job! I could organize this site and update it more than like twice a month now. I've been working really hard on getting the new looking site up (just as soon as I figure out how to upload it...), but overall I have been a lazy F***! With that out of the way, the reviews are in! Vera has been in a lot of press lately since the show has been quite a success. There is now talk of a grand nine week 30 city tour which hopefully they will have her for (our fingers are crossed). If you look closely at the Village Voice's "Voice Choice" (Nov. 7-13), You can see her in the background (getting dressed for a different photo shoot). She was mentioned in the New York Times and I believe Newsweek as well). I say! I should start a scrap book. Well kiddies! If all goes well... Looks like you'll have a chance to go see her perform when the show comes to a town near you *cheers*. In other news, she's just found another kung fu school and giving it a try (it's like, two blocks from her house - I'll let her moan about it on her own). I say "screw artistry!" just do ten back handsprings in a row and who needs kung fu? BLAST! |
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10/29/01
WOW! "Very Special Agents" is finally getting the attention we have all been looking for. I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, don't want to give out too many details - Oh all right! you beat them out of me... Vera is now going to costar in the role of Ramola Romano in the highly anticipated filming of the two hour pilot for VSA. As we all know, she played the part of Lena Banks in the 34 minute film short but she will now costar playing the partner part to work with one of the most talented people in the martial arts. I won't name names yet but you WILL be the first to know . |
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10/16/01
Tell me this isn't crazy! Your favorite live action figure was suppose to have performed at Bryant Park this Saturday in a short exhibition of "Once Upon a Time..." - what happened you ask? The police chief called the head producer and said, "you can't use weapons" - CAN'T USE WEAPONS? What the hell is he thinking? (and Vera's fight happens to be one of the most weapons intensive in the show - working with staff, two broadswords and two daggers). Crap! What do they think? They're gonna jump off the stage and start beating up the audience? We don't need weapons for that LOL! We're not spraying Anthrax either LOL! What the hell are they thinking! Oye! Hey! I want to see her model for the cover of Heavy Metal Magazine. That would be pretty darn cool. As we all know Femme Fetals R' us. |
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10/10/01
Since I've been a very lazy web mistress, I have to catch up on more stuff than I would have if I was not this lazy. I'm still working on the brand new look for the warriormistress site and I'm stuck in making the galleries. I don't want any more to do with those yahoos at Yahoo. What a pain in my many-a-spankings ass. As we all know, Vera will be there at the Big Apple con this weekend as a guest celeb so stop by and say hi. The rehearsals for the run at BAM are in high swing and from what I understand, she's still in one piece and doesn't need anything stitched back on like last time (read the rants). She's moving on up in the modeling world and is doing promotions for Bacardi-O and Bud (which I find funny since Vera is completely straight edge when in comes to drinking - what kind of Ruskie doesn't drink?). She's also booked to be at Chiller and the NYC Comicon in March so check out the calendar. She is also scheduled to model for the most fantastic fantasy artists the world has ever known - Boris and Julie Bell, I hear they are great people. |
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9/26/01 I estimate the new site will be on line some time mid-Octoberish. It will look better, there will be no more of those STUPID banners - the site will actually be banner free except for the links page where everyone and their brother will have a link...teehee - but you go there at your own risk. It will remain as an .8m.com site but you will be redirected from www.warriormistress.com if you come in the back end way -as I like to call it - anyway. Other new features will include the section where you'll be able to get W.M. stuff signed and all that sweet goodness. OK! Enough about me! What has Vera been up to you ask? Well... She's been modeling like a maniac trying to get great materials together for prints (BECAUSE THE DEMAND DEMANDS IT! - fanboys and fangirls bring a tear to her green and soft poky eye!). Next week marks the beginning rehearsals for The Next Wave Festival at the Brooklyn Academy of Music (check "Calendar" for dates). She's ready to get her ass kicked again. Hopefully, all you blood suckers won't come just to watch her smash her head in again. I think the last nine stitches left her a bit scarred LOL! But I know men like chicks with scars. I have a big one on my ass and ... HA! You thought I'd tell you about that! But enough about me... The next conventions she'll be attending are going to be official appearances since the conventions will now recognize her as an official guest celebrity. The Big Apple con local and National held in New York and she is also officially be a guest at Chiller Con - She'll probably be gawking at Ray Park who will be there *Growl* *Grrrrr* *Woof* "Calendar" is where you want to look. She'll also do her pretty girl wrestler thing that same weekend as well. See you guys at BAM! |
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9/4/01 In other news, it has been finalized that Vera will be the Red-haired Vixen Widowmaker Manchu in the next production of "Once Upon a Time..." to be performed the week of November 7th through 11th (I've put up a performance schedule in the "CALENDAR") and don't forget to wish Vera a happy birthday on the 5th of November. I must say that if you want to see the show BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW BECAUSE IT WILL BE SOLD OUT BY NOVEMBER!!! The show will be at the Brooklyn Academy of Music BAM.ORG performed as part of the NEXT WAVE FESTIVAL. Don't come crawling to me crying that you couldn't get a ticket - you have been warned way in advance!!! OK, I had to let that out. Every time she performs live, there is always that one someone who comes sniffling to me! If I get some comp tickets, I might have a contest for you folks to try and win them. But that is pure speculation at this point on my part... In other news, she will appear at Madison Square Garden for the film festival on Friday as a promotion model for the film "531". Saturday night should be a hoot and a half when she will walk out a wrestler to the arena at the the Jersey Wrestling Championships. Oh yeah baby. I promise she will wear her tight and shiny Lara body suit. Yummy! Too much other crap is going on for me to tell you folks everything right now but I found out the name of the movie which will have the W.M. as "The Lady" - a jewel loving mob leader. The movie's title will be "Beautiful". |
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8/28/01 I'm currently working on a new look for this site. But, as per usual, my butt is too lazy to put it up any time soon. Feel comfort, however, that you can just type warriormistress.com and get there without those pesky extra two letters... I'll be bringing you all the details from the upcoming projects and hopefully we'll have some great pics to put up from Atlanta. -Warrior Web Mistress out. |
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8/20/01 BIG NEWS: By next week, you won't need to keep going http: blah blah blah, www.warriormistress.com will be legit. The site itself will be the same for now though. I am however, working on improving the graphics, but that would mean I would have to get off my ass again and I don't know if I'm ready for that yet... |
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8/6/01
In case anybody didn't understand this, the word "Mistress" in her title is not just there for no reason. You will worship at her shiny leather boots and will dance for her at the crack of the whip! OK, with that out of the way and a newer understanding of our favorite Live Action Figure (TM), I hear in some sort of buzz that the W.M. is getting ready to do something which requires her dressed in her shiny PVC cat suit, a premiere fetish party night and wire gags - sounds like your typical night in her bedroom (quiet muffled screams and pleading for mercy included of course!). I just thought I'd let you know... the NYC date later... |
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8/3/01
Boy oh boy! It is so freakin' hard for me to keep my mouth shut (EW! you perv! what is up with all these mouth jokes or is it that I can't get my mind out of the gutter? Anyway...). Vera and another model (I want to say her name but honor doesn't permit me) are planning something really cool for Dragon Con's costume contest. Cat fight! MEOW! I dare not say any more for I fear for my job as warrior web mistress. They have started rehearsals yesterday and from what I hear, the fur will fly... Now settle down Beavis, save your load for the show... |
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7/27/01
Right now, I'm working on getting the trailer up from Very Special Agents on the web so you guys can get a funny taste in your mouth. Oh! Eeewww! What did you think I said? Remember when I mentioned a while ago kiddies about a sculpture in the works of the W.M.? Well sexy Raymond Vandamme closetmodels.com is doing just that. He's sticking her face on a project in the works. Yes its a vampire - before you blood suckers ask that question. Now I'm all upset. How could you think it would be anything but a vampire? Shame on you! I need a tissue. |
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7/26/01 Can you say, kick yourself in the butt by not being at the San Diego con last weekend? Duh! Unfortunately she found out too late to do anything about it. In other News, she has picked up her fantasy armor and let's say HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY! ALL YOU FANBOYS, get your butts down to Dragon Con! It will be "unveiling". I saw it and I wouldn't have the guts to wear it but apparently she does. EEEEKKKKK! In the immortal words of Iron Maiden "Run to the hills..." One last secret before I bail. At the Super Mega Show this Saturday, she's suppose to dance for the band but unbeknownst to them, she's gonna innocently take the guitar and thrash thrash thrash. Old school style. Yeah Baby! |
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Boy oh boy! Tarot, Witch of the Black Rose came out on 7/18 and NOBODY told me! I heard about it down a grapevine... some web mistress I am! But there it is! Thanks to Holy Golightly and Jim Balent! You guys are the best. In other horror news, the W.M. has decided to go even further into modeling and has joined the ranks of the girls at ikissgirls.com, anyone care to comment on this? I'm glad she's trying to get away from her ghoulish image and try on something pink and frilly for a change. Yeah right dude! She's also in the contest and the twelve finalists will appear in the Kiss Girls calendar. I hope she makes the top twelve. That way, who wouldn't want the month of November hanging on their walls all year long? |
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7/19/01
Well Kiddies, the new Lara Croft look alike contest is up and running all over the place. The actual deciding vote will be done by the contestants themselves. However, there will be a non binding fan vote as well. You know who to root for so get cracking http://network.ctimes.net/cb/Sum2001/index.html The vote begins on Friday 7/20/01. In other titillating news. The custom dragon armor is done and she's picking it up this weekend. Did I mention the droves of people waiting for it's unveiling? Including Draculina Magazine... but more on that later. |
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7/9/01
Marcus Boas, a fantasy artist, has finished the first poster of the W.M. As Lara (he'll be contacting Top Cow soon to see if it can be a future TR comic book cover). He promoted it for the first time this weekend at the Big Apple con where, surprise surprise *YAWN*, it sold out. Vera didn't even get a copy to take home to show mother. Don't worry, we'll make more! Now that the buzz is out that Vera's face is, surprise surprise *cough*, marketable, several other artist (about 5) are jumping on the bandwagon. Later on this week she'll be modeling for at least two other artists... I'll be putting up the pictures in the "W.M. Artworks" section as well as contact info for the artists, should you want to order prints, (she won't let anyone charge more than like ten bucks including S+H - and this will include a personal autograph if you wish). Right now, that page is up but nothing is on it - due to my, your humble Warrior Web Mistress Janet's butt being very lazy. You can spank me later. Grrrowl! DOWN BOY! *woof* |
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7/3/01 V.A.M.P. is two weeks away. I have yet to know if she will come as some sort of demon goddess or Lara. I'll keep you posted. Now, if you look at the galleries, I am starting to organize the new pictures into different folders and as I scan in more, I'll re-juggle them around for better organization. Right now, I'm pretty much dumping everything misc. into Warrior Mistress while I'm keeping all the Lara stuff together and I have a brand new gallery world premiering today! Yep, the W.M. is an incredible look-alike to DC/Vertigo's character "Death" (you know, Sandman's sister). These pictures were taken by none other than Louis Small Jr. who is known for his work on Vampirella and is currently doing the new hit comic: "Codename Knockout", which FYI Vera will be a character in starting with issue #4. I'll let you know which one later. Also, I'm gonna work on setting up a new gallery to debut sometime perhaps later this week with Vera dressed as an Amine Schoolgirl (I have tons of those pictures you drooling fanboys!). |
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6/27/01
On the calendar, she did another scene for "Big Foot" yesterday (another project that just won't complete itself). The producer has contacted another stunt girl for a follow up fight scene where our heroine plays a very naughty girl (so what else is new?) who's out to get the main character, crashes her birthday party and gets a face full of cake. Yes, dear friends, our W.M. Received a face full of the grossest rum cake. In case you didn't know, Vera is completely straight edge so it is doubly gross because she can't stand the taste of alcohol. I, your humble warrior web mistress Janet, say "what kind of freakin' Russian hates alcohol?" - it just boggles my stereotyped mind. I'll keep you posted on who the other stunt chick will be. I hope she has some film fighting experience... Cheers! |
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6/25/01
She finished a commissioned piece yesterday called "Vampire Playmates" where she is dressed up like a French maid, she's a vampire, and there is some girl on girl vampire teasing (while dressed up). Boy, You'll wish you were the guy. This was directed by Jeffrey Arsenault of "Night Owl" fame (John Leguizamo was in it). She also did Crimson Desires - Vampire Heat for Jeff and this also made her second cover on a movie tape (first was Very Special Agents). If you want a copy of this snazzy stuff you can e-mail Aftermidnight Entertainment at aftermidnight@earthlink.net and get REALLY happy for vampire genre films. In other news, she will soon be added to the Visions of Lara Croft web site so it's COMING SOON! |
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6/19/01
Talk about type casting for our heroine! You know how she plays a doctor or a vampire or a vixen or a martial artist or a club kid in all her movies? Well, its becoming crazy with her getting roles as combinations of these things like vixen martial artist, vampire doctor, vixen vampire (which is an oxy moron in my opinion - of course a vampire must be a vixen, duh!). But now! The mother of all that is unholy has cast Vera to appear in a movie called Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers vampirelesbiankickboxers.com. Add lesbian, yes lesbian not thespian, to the above list in combination with martial artist and vampire. There is nothing like a good day of work, no? |
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6/18/01
You didn't hear it from me O.K.? but there is talk of a soft porn action movie in the works with a certain Jenna starring (there is a possibility that you know who will stunt for her in the action scenes because they are practically the same size) BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME, your humble warrior web mistress... In other news, its Smack Down time again. Time to have her face smashed into a birthday cake... again... thanks Matt. We're talking about a movie here people. Another movie in the works... yes... yet another VAMPIRE movie has been offered and accepted by the W. Mistress. This time, she is a Vampire French Maid out to show a new girl a thing or two. Insert seduction and blood somewhere in there... *YAWN*, so what else is new... why can't I deliver some news of... say... a TV pilot with a theme Cleopatra 2525 had but without the weirdo underground world. You know what my opinion is? I lobby for Vera to star in yet another Highlander series but her being Russian and speaking it fluently, she'd be related to the Kurgan. Doesn't this just make for a script? You can e-mail me ideas too. |
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Transmission 6/13/01
Happy Birthday MIKE! The W.M. will be appearing as a character in the new hit comic book series "Codename Knockout" drawn by her good friend Louis Small Jr. and that thing is HOT! He has also drawn her in another book of warrior beauties (I'll get you the title soon and I'll let you know the characters she is when I, your humble Warrior Web Mistress, have a chance). BTW, the scar from those nine stitches is healing up very nicely. Sophia Crawford - WE'RE NOT WORTHY! |
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5/29/01 She has just been measured for her fantasy armor by Ashton at Dragon's Heart Leather. We'll see if it will be (at least partially) ready for a premiere (or at least a sneak preview) at V.A.M.P. on July 14th (look at the calendar). All I can say is "WATCH OUT!"... for the wings. |
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5/23/01
The Warrior Mistress is now the official BROADSWORD GIRL for the months of July and August (so she's the summer Broadsword Girl - awe, how sweet and fresh - just like the W.M.). The comic book in which she will appear is Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #9. Check out the creator's web site at http://www.geocities.com/broadswordfans/main.html and look around if you're a big fan. He's the same artist who did the extremely sexy Catwoman comics. She's the one decked out in red and black fantasy leather armor created by the below mentioned Dragon's Heart Leather Creations. Ashton is also creating her a custom suit of fantasy leather armor (leather breast plates? Oh MY!). |
Transmission 5/22/01
Well, SHE'S BAAAACKKKK! Back from her tour in Seattle. Read the rants for all the gory details. Will this girl ever pick something safer to do? NAW! I guess she's having too much fun cracking her skull open every once in a while. In other news, the Warrior Mistress is now the official pinup girl for Dragon's Heart Fantasy Leather Creations for the old and future Dark Ages. She is scheduled to do a calendar as well for 2002 wearing evil looking leather pieces. I personally can't wait. If you want to get in touch with the man who creates fantasy leather for the likes of Misfits, Gwar and White Zombie check him out (web site coming soon) DRAGONSHEART@dragonskeep.zzn.com and he might just create something mind-blowing for you as well. Otherwise, if you are going to Dragon Con (which the W.M. is scheduled to attend), his merchandise will be there. Ashton, the man himself will be at Pennsic XXX (you are sure to know that the W.M. Is doing everything in her power to make it there as well). Whatever you do, don't say he looks like the Undertaker or Rob Zombie - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. |
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5/8/01
Watch for the Warrior Mistress in the new soon to be released vampire movie "Crimson Desires, Vampire Heat". I gotta say, WHOA! She is hot and sexy like you've never seen her. It is kind of a Vampire "Eyes Wide Shut" type thing and lets just say, the director was giggling when it came time to eat the poor unsuspecting bastard, I mean, victim... |
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5/3/01 All those going to Pennsic: she may be available for more fire pit weapons dancing at bachelor parties and look for her at the "Men Without Pants" party. And what will she be doing there you ask? 'Nuttin... Your humble Warrior Web Mistress has suggested to her to stop asking all the other artists to draw her as Lara and do it her damn self! She is a great freakin' artist in her own right! Top Cow - watch out! In other news: Vera is scheduled to shoot a new vampire movie this weekend where she plays a seductive vampire who lures and unsuspecting horny guy she just met at a party to his doom. *YAWN!* Sounds like a typical Friday night for the Warrior Mistress... "Silly chewy human....mmmmm cow blood make human soft"... |
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5/1/01
She has just finished a series of photo shoots for the fantasy artist Marcus Boas who is set to paint a possible Heavy Metal Magazine cover from the photos. He is also interested in doing one of her as Lara. Short segments of "Very Special Agents" will be airing on Comedy Central's "We Speak Comedy". |