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| April
22, 2009 I'm really happy that the Warrior Web Mistress has finally gotten my video page together to put all of the videos that have been scattered around the site together. Me likey! I had no idea I've done so much stupid shit. But that's what is fun in this world. I love doing little films with friends and just having a smacking good time. So what if they are silly or look cheap. We are making films because we have no money and b |
April
22, 2009 On an entirely separate note, this year, for San Diego Comicon, I will be debuting my new cosplay costume as Nariko from Heavenly Sword. I have a surprise (if I can make it work) for the Masquerade audience. Mooohooohooohahahahaha! |
February
09, 2009 I guess I'm spending most of my time trying to get the Hitwomen project off the ground. I'm working on what might be the final version of the feature script and then it's all about getting the moola to do it. It is a hilarious action comedy a la Sex and the City meets Shoot 'Em Up. This past weekend, at the suggeston of my gal Valerie Perez, I played Hawkgirl for a DC elseworld's Fan Film. I looked HOT. I made my own wings and in the story, evil Superman rips them off! Jeeze! But here is a promo for the project and there are already several episodes out. I think Hawkgirl appears in episode four. Enjoy:
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December
05, 2007 For all you geeks that are just dying to know and are about to explode with anticipation, YES! I finished filming my BloodRayne fan film short. When it's all done, it should run about 5 minutes. Best five minutes of your life BABY! And YES! Its based on both games... and YES! I fight Nazis... and I'm not even gonna tell you about the Captain America cameo. I'm off to NYC to visit my Mommy and Grandmommy and to relax in the blistering cold, BUT, when I get back it will be off to the post production madness. All I can say is "MOOOHOOOHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!" |
| November
06, 2007 My Birthday was WONDERFUL! People actually pay to do this but as I mentioned I'm on the set of Little Big Men which is a comedy parody about - PENNSIC WAR!!! LOL LOL LOL! All you Scadians will be rolling with laughter! I play the "sexy duh!" LARPER (that's Live Action Role Player to you non-geeks) (Hey! what are you doing on my site?). My makeup and hair takes 3.5 HOURS to do every morning! Just check out the pics LOL! I fight in the big battle and I look awesome. So who can have a better Birthday than to spend it on a set - dressed up with 200 other geeks, re-enacting battles, free food, literally hundreds of people singing happy birthday to me, the crew singing happy birthday, I actually got reception on set so everyone close to me was able to call me and get through, AND get paid? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I'm old enough to drink! *wink* |
June
18, 2007 While this is still fresh in my mind... My only regret today was that I missed my chance to get a photo! So the next season of Nip/Tuck started filming today and I was the patient body double on the operating table getting my ass liposucked. Now, you see, it was not my REAL naked ass getting liposucked, it was a FAKE PROSTHETIC naked ass being liposucked. So in the first episode, when you see them liposucking a body on the operating table... that, would be mine. My mother laughed her ass off when I told her. I was the butt of all jokes today. I turned to the lead actor and told him "suck my ass" and he wasn't offended. I could run these jokes all day long... Just imagine the poor PA this morning ASS-king her boss what I was there for LOL! |
| June
12, 2007 |
| May
15, 2007
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| March
01, 2007 My other new "NEWS" which I should have Team Warrior Mistress put up in the News section will be the Masquerade costume I'll be debuting at Comicon and Dragoncon. The fanboys will know what I'm talking about then I mention the Witchblade Clayburn Moore statue from some years ago but the drool factor will never stop - ya know? Hence if you know what I'm talking about - there is absolutely NO room for error on the body - it has to be perfect and as we all know, if you're gonna wear a costume - it better look good on you - I shudder to think of all the bad spandex out there - or maybe I should look at it as good spandex - bad cosplayer? Huh! One
more time for the stupid/fat: One last thought... I'm under the impression that I can't be the only one to experience this... You're sitting at home playing video games and suddenly Pirates crash through your door and Ninjas crash through your window. There is a quick melee with lots of *Hiyyyaaaas* and *Arrrrrrgs* all over the place and I couldn't quite tell who won and just as quickly as they came they were gone! Naturally I'm on the side of the Pirates cause we all know I study Kung Fu and we don't get along with the Ninjitsu... like it matters.................................................. you too huh? Thought so... |
January
02, 2007 In other news... HOW'S YOUR NEW YEAR? Mine was AWESOME! I did a lot on New Years Eve including a trip out to the Cars and Guitars show at the Petersen Museum and then attending a 10,000 crazy raver massive Together As One. Yep, I was the one with the glow sticks. *hehe* |
October
23, 2006 I'm really getting into the spirit of Halloween and this year I carved my very first pumpkin! Stencils and all... next year, since I'll be a veteran, I might go with my own design...
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| October
9, 2006 To do a little further research, I went with two Ghoul veterans from Cult Radio a Go Go to Ship Wrecked to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. Now mind you, both of my guides were pros who already confirmed the ghastly behind the scenes behavior but I needed to check with the Pirate Wolfman, the Goblin Skeleton and a few other little Dead Girls. Apparently - YOU are a nation of sick and twisted F#@$%@!!! I wonder if Kinsey ever thought about the masked sex/monster sex/plushie sex/sex with a stranger dressed like a ghoul in the middle of a 3D terror maze... etcetera etcetera... Bored housewives - INDEED! But let me say, the guys in the costumes were just raking in the chicks - never mind that they were all completely out of shape, bellies drooping over the pants of their costumes and getting out of breath after each howl - I guess the sex appeal is like that of costume balls in Europe. Jeese! I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm always looking out for the awkward fanboy who seems to never get any - my advice? Go put on a costume, some black makeup around the eyes and a full on mask and get your butt to a theme park - you'll make money and get some! Hey - am I not the greatest friend a geek could have? |
July
5, 2006
OK, so did... like... anyone other than me catch the totally ghetto story plot to Superman Returns? OK, I'll explain. Think baby mama drama. So, like this slut (Lois) is banging two guys at the same time and gets knocked up. She doesn't know who the baby's daddy is so, like, she picks the more stable chump to take care of the kid for 5 years (making him believe he is the father) while the other Daddy is... like... on some other planet or something. Kind of hard to find the baby's daddy so... like, the child support ain't coming in so... she decides to tell the world how bad the other baby's daddy is because he like dumped her to go "soul search" and find his damn self... shiiiiiat! And *sob* without saying good-bye! And just like the ghetto, when the real baby daddy comes around he doesn't want to git back togetha with the mutha 'cause by then she's old news and he has better things to do. Word! |
| June
7, 2006 |
April
18th, 2006
And here I am just sitting here minding my own business when the Warrior Web mistress decides to update... like... 150 old friggin pictures of me up on the Archives. I gotta say one thing. I think you guys realize by now that this web site is sort of my life journal and it documents my craziness for the last decade I've been going nuts. The pictures are kind of a chronicle to my life as a model/actress/stunt chick/ and whatever else I wound up doing in the time I've been on this crazy mud ball planet. I hope you're laughing at some of these crazy images of me. I just want everyone to know that this site probably has the most complete photography of me ever assembled from my private life as well as formal photography of modeling and acting shoots. You asked for an all schoolgirl thing so now you got it! I was one crazy kid. Wait a minute... I STILL am! |
| April
5th, 2006 I just wanted to rant about yesterday's little Stan Lee "Who Wants to be the Next Superhero) fiasco. I walk in (it was the "open call" that they had yesterday) and I feel right at home, like its a tiny comic book convention. Except EVERYONE is in costume. Mind you, not enough people put any thought into the costumes but at least they get an A for effort. I mean it was pretty close to bed sheets for capes and pots on their heads for helmets. Everyone had a cool character thing going on. The only thing that I think is uncool about this whole thing is that the show thinks it's going to own your character if you go on. I DON'T THINK SO STAN. Have you really run out of ideas at this point that you have to do an open call for geeks everywhere to dream of living out three weeks as superheros? Oh, don't get me wrong, if I had a left nut, I'd gladly give it to be on the show (good thing I'm a girl). Bwahahahahaha! |
March
17th, 2006 Boy, I'm like looking over the Vampire Gallery, and those memories are surfacing to the point of traumatic. The actual HORROR some of the stuff I've done is. I mean it is... like "Showgirls" scary. Bad... so very bad.... and then I get called out all the time over "Strange Things Happen at Sundown", yet another vampire classic... oh just kill me now.. wait, that will only help my vampire type cast. I don't think I'll ever get to play the girl next door. Maybe the psycho girlfriend holding the ax next door. Hhhhheeeeeerrrrrreeeee's Vera! On a brighter side, the red carpet was fun thanks to the good people at In My Opinion . Major props to Velva Carter and sexy Kyle Swan. Damn! And all I thought I was, was the living dead. No I'm not dead - just undead apparently. Ouch! My panties just bit me! Who said that? Damn Turrets.... |
| October
15th, 2005 *clears throat* I wanted to hate it. I wanted it to be corny and stupid. I wanted to go, "Jeeze, what a waste of time that was." I gotta say, it was not bad, not corny, not campy,.. not bad. The story was there. The acting not bad. Damn it! I might even say it was good *eeeeekkkkkkkkkkk*. OK, composure... The only thing I hated about the movie and my mother who, by the way made my costume, was the movie costume. It was baggy and terrible. BUT! That was the reason I did the BloodRayne costume to begin with, RIGHT? To show "them" how it is DONE! AND I GOT MY CHANCE TO DO SO! How many cosplaying geeks can say that? |
July
25th, 2005 Anyway, did you kids see me at San Diego Comicon? Well? Did you? I was the most seriously kickass BloodRayne the world did ever see! *evil laugh* So much so that the Majesco people hunted me down like an animal and were offering fanboys around the con bribes (I mean stuff) if they could find me and bring me back to their lair (I mean booth). Well, I'm a gonna work on becoming the official super yummy BloodRayne cause lets face it, the chick from E3 didn't cut it - not that I was even interested or aware of yet another video game chick that just happened to look just like me anyway - so I guess my bad - sorry. OK, so like did you guys see me win three times over at the Masquerade? I won the Comicon Award for Best Presentation for me and David's rendition of Nightcrawler versus Tomb Raider. We went on to win another 1st place from Anime Pavillion and another award from Comic Gallery Store for their favorite costume. Darn we are good! We did a kung fu fight using moves that Tomb Raider and Nightcrawler did in the video game and X2 movie. It all ended with a kiss. The audience went wild! One other rant! Thank God I'm a hot chick. If I wasn't, I would never have been able to bring my Rayne Blades with me into the con. Apparently I have an innocent face enough so when they took me over to "Peace Tie" me (what a load of crap!) I looked them in the eye and said "Little 'ol me? Why I've never hurt anyone with these ferocious nasty 2 foot long metal sharp blade thingies strapped (almost permanently) to my little 'ol wrists." Then I went on to giggle like a little girl. I will say this - guys, I'm sorry but that whole thing only works for cute chicks wearing next to nothing. One last thing... I will be doing an official photoshoot as Rayne for what might possibly wind up on the cover of the BloodRyane Comic book so ya'll will go out and get a copy right?... right.... |
| January
16, 2005 Went to Vegas for the AVN convention. It was like a gathering of good friends. Knew almost everyone there. OK, now before you people start getting all worried and ask me a bunch of questions that will force me to update the FAQ page and we all know the 'ol Web Mistress HATES to work, we can't bother her with these sort of trivial things but what is my link to the porn industry? Have I gone south? Did my morals decline? Where would you see me in some hard core action? ANSWER: Sike you fat bastards... I just do background (as in extras) on a bunch of the films for Vivid as a way to have a fun afternoon. This means I sit in the back and pretend to sip drinks and mime conversation. You see, these days, porn has decided that they are making "real movies" with story lines and those pesky things called "plots". Gosh! Where have the old days of just hitting play and getting right down to it gone? I ask you! Where? So yeah, I'm one of those faces in the background that makes you think the "story" is actually believable. So don't ask me any more about this thing. The most you'll see me in is as Vanity on "Janine Loves Jenna" - Photos are in the galleries. Peace. |
December
15, 2004 So if you looked at my current resume - the hidden one that I really don't care for, I've been quite the busy bee. "Doomed" was fun as hell to do. I was a different Zombie every day (usually because the makeup department decided that continuity was for big budget losers. So if you look close, you can see me as a contestant in the red shirt (and all you Trekkies know what happens to the crewman who wears the red shirt) and 5 different zombies - look for the bright red hair you love so much. I've been working pretty much seven days a week for the past seven months and I'm glad to be on a break this holiday season and remember to be thankful and grateful for my life and that I've been able to overcome such a difficult year without any help. I knew I had the love and support from my fans and family back east but since I had no computer, I had a very difficult time staying in touch with you guys. I didn't forget any of you and I have been doing the West Coast conventions. I'll try to come out for some East coast ones if they don't coincide with work out here. I wish you all an amazing New Year and all the various holidays you may celebrate. I know that Web Mistress has started a 'SAVE THE VERA FUND". I think that's sweet. It's all good! Stay tuned. |
| May
19, 2004 I'm busy! I moved to LA - found myself homeless for two months - squatted and had a myriad lot of adventures in South Central... yo... anyway, I'm in Hollywood now - just in case anyone wants to stalk me - which is of course fine with me... just watch out for the little monkey... AHA! I fooled you all. I wasn't able to get an update up but I was at Wondercon. Lovely I tell ya - it's like a mini tiny Comicon - with pie. Had a great time. Highly recommend it. See ya all at Comicon. One last note: For those of you in the fanboys know, I'm one of the finalists with the Warrior Mistress character in Who Wants To Be a Superhero with Stan Lee and MTV involved. Now, I'm not exactly great reality television, *chuckles*, but that would be pretty kewl - no? |
February
27, 2004 OK, now for a little side note. ARRRRG!... Did a cute little stunt this week. I doubled for an elderly woman (or as I like to call it "an old bag") and had a flower pot dropped on my head from a second story balcony thus crumbling to the floor. The director giggled. No blood was spilled - so a good day's work was done I say! The only downside - I had to perform in day-glo neon green pumps - Bummer man. |
| December
30, 2003 Well kiddies, I'm trading the East coast for the West coast - Ah... my Journey to the West as twer... So I'll get to see a whole lot of ya who've been buzzing around my head going "When will you come out here?" See? I live to please :) Thanks to all the folks who loved my ass getting blown up on All My Children. To answer the whole lot of ya, no - the fall didn't hurt. What hurt was all the crap they shoot at you when you fly off the air ramp. Stings like a bitch. Otherwise for the rest of you who wanna know, the debris is made up of wheat, flour, oatmeal and Styrofoam - basically everything you need to make some yummy cookies - aside from the Styrofoam HAPPY HOLIDAYS KIDDIES! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A FABU NEW YEAR AND I GET THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF ME ALL YEAR LONG! |
August
17, 2003 I also was a refuge camp for five people who were stranded in the city with no way to get out. That was actually more or less fun to play catch up with people I see once a year. But again - no water (and five people) made it extremely difficult. When they say it was like 9/11, they aren't kidding. I was there. I live walking distance from the hole in the ground from the Towers. I was on the streets that day too. But this time no one panicked. New Yorkers have a tough hide. I just wonder what the population will be like in 9 months :) |
| May
19, 2003 A: The movie rocked - I can't say squat about it - I just want to see which one of my theories is the correct one - like the rest of ya! B: OK, I really have to get this thorn out of my side: I realize the whole crazy security thing but at the party, as we all know I was performing as Agent Smith or Agent VanGuard (God I like the sound of that). The club where this shindig went down knew that I was performing but yet had the urge to confiscate my beautiful Desert Eagles - from my TR costume which I won in one of them TR look-alike contests I'm so darn prone to enter. You should have seen the look on the poor guy's face when he was searching through my bags and pulled out those puppies - wish I had my camera out - but then this whole hoopla went down over them - HELLO! Performer... Agent... Matrix... = Guns. Well, this isn't my first time I've had trouble (I'm not even mentioning airports - yet another reason I switched to Black Widow - but I've had problems even with THAT!) - just so you can laugh at me, I had the unfortunate timing of starting the TR at cons thing right around the time of Columbine... |
February
27, 2003
OK, I can't be the only one out there who thought that Dare Devil SUCKED! How hard was it to keep with the story about Elektra? I mean - come on... it would have made a lot more sense if he just realized that an old flame was coming back into his life and the rekindling of their old romance would have been a better motive for them to jump into bed together - am I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS??? (or is it my "method" acting class getting to me - what's my motivation people...) And who came up with the bright idea to shoot the fighting scenes like that? Could YOU see anything? If they do quick cuts and the action is skewed by flashing lights - then there wasn't much there to show so they mask it with those types of effects. Considering the budget - they could afford some DECENT Hong Kong stunt guys! AND THEIR FIGHT IN THE PARK!!!!!! Who's bright idea was this incredibly bad choreography? I just needed to vent that out. You know, for that matter - don't let me even GET started on Birds of Prey... |
| January
3, 2003 Let me see... I had a crap load of stuff I wanted to get off my chest... but I had my armor on at the time... *groan*. I'm thinking of adding more cheesecake to my mix lately... what do you think? I wanna do a... GASP... a.... CALENDAR! For the year 2004 of course - 16 months of me! Ah! The power of the press,,, *snarl* Hey! You'll all be proud of me - I've started playing my guitar again *crowd cheers*. Yep! After 13 years of down time, I said to myself: "Self! Why not?" and self replied, "Sure" and smacked me upside the head for not doing it sooner. Now.. on to find a band to join... |
December
30, 2003 Well kiddies, I'm trading the East coast for the West coast - Ah... my Journey to the West as twer... So I'll get to see a whole lot of ya who've been buzzing around my head going "When will you come out here?" See? I live to please :) Thanks to all the folks who loved my ass getting blown up on All My Children. To answer the whole lot of ya, no - the fall didn't hurt. What hurt was all the crap they shoot at you when you fly off the air ramp. Stings like a bitch. Otherwise for the rest of you who wanna know, the debris is made up of wheat, flour, oatmeal and Styrofoam - basically everything you need to make some yummy cookies - aside from the Styrofoam HAPPY HOLIDAYS KIDDIES! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A FABU NEW YEAR AND I GET THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF ME ALL YEAR LONG! |
| August
17, 2003 I also was a refuge camp for five people who were stranded in the city with no way to get out. That was actually more or less fun to play catch up with people I see once a year. But again - no water (and five people) made it extremely difficult. When they say it was like 9/11, they aren't kidding. I was there. I live walking distance from the hole in the ground from the Towers. I was on the streets that day too. But this time no one panicked. New Yorkers have a tough hide. I just wonder what the population will be like in 9 months :) |
May
19, 2003 A: The movie rocked - I can't say squat about it - I just want to see which one of my theories is the correct one - like the rest of ya! B: OK, I really have to get this thorn out of my side: I realize the whole crazy security thing but at the party, as we all know I was performing as Agent Smith or Agent VanGuard (God I like the sound of that). The club where this shindig went down knew that I was performing but yet had the urge to confiscate my beautiful Desert Eagles - from my TR costume which I won in one of them TR look-alike contests I'm so darn prone to enter. You should have seen the look on the poor guy's face when he was searching through my bags and pulled out those puppies - wish I had my camera out - but then this whole hoopla went down over them - HELLO! Performer... Agent... Matrix... = Guns. Well, this isn't my first time I've had trouble (I'm not even mentioning airports - yet another reason I switched to Black Widow - but I've had problems even with THAT!) - just so you can laugh at me, I had the unfortunate timing of starting the TR at cons thing right around the time of Columbine... |
| February
27, 2003 OK, I can't be the only one out there who thought that Dare Devil SUCKED! How hard was it to keep with the story about Elektra? I mean - come on... it would have made a lot more sense if he just realized that an old flame was coming back into his life and the rekindling of their old romance would have been a better motive for them to jump into bed together - am I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS??? (or is it my "method" acting class getting to me - what's my motivation people...) And who came up with the bright idea to shoot the fighting scenes like that? Could YOU see anything? If they do quick cuts and the action is skewed by flashing lights - then there wasn't much there to show so they mask it with those types of effects. Considering the budget - they could afford some DECENT Hong Kong stunt guys! AND THEIR FIGHT IN THE PARK!!!!!! Who's bright idea was this incredibly bad choreography? I just needed to vent that out. You know, for that matter - don't let me even GET started on Birds of Prey... |
January
3, 2003 Let me see... I had a crap load of stuff I wanted to get off my chest... but I had my armor on at the time... *groan*. I'm thinking of adding more cheesecake to my mix lately... what do you think? I wanna do a... GASP... a.... CALENDAR! For the year 2004 of course - 16 months of me! Ah! The power of the press,,, *snarl* Hey! You'll all be proud of me - I've started playing my guitar again *crowd cheers*. Yep! After 13 years of down time, I said to myself: "Self! Why not?" and self replied, "Sure" and smacked me upside the head for not doing it sooner. Now.. on to find a band to join... |
| September
10, 2002 Saturday - Photo opps like a mad woman. It takes about an hour to get from point A to point B. The procedure looks like this: step pose step pose step pose etc. I hope you kids got some good pics. I don't think I blinked the entire weekend. Sunday, I was doing my photo op thing when the guitarist from Jefferson Starship comes up to me (as I'm flirting with a cute Asian guy and asked me if I'd dance on stage with them. "K" I said. Next thing I know, I'm dancing on stage... in my bleeding 6 inch heel clad feet. Ah! Adrenaline... what a great pain killer. I wound up dancing the night away. |
August
5, 2002 Now, about San Diego... if I was to forget about walking the three miles from end to end of the convention center in spiked six inch heels for a moment... I'd say I had a pretty good time indeed. A big shout out to Danny A. and Gabriel, and all the other hot Asian guys I saw... (the rest of you can wonder what I mean by that). A big thank you to Zen Dragon of Adventurers Place and his lovely wife as well as a big hello and thank you to Jonz and his brother. Otherwise, I wonder... I had a pro badge (I was signing 'n stuff)... could I have participated in the Masquerade? Probably but not win... WHAAAaaaaaaa.... I make such a darn good Black Widow... I'll have to play her if there is ever a movie made about it... Da! ya dalzshna (translation: Yes! I must)... Some of those costumes were just too good for words. I hate to say such things but... I repeat... if you want to wear the costume... please get your bootylicious self to a gym. Peace out. |
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| April
29, 2001 On the bright side, perhaps working on my new movie "Sada's Soul" will give me the pain and agony which I am so used to living with! Joy! Darn it! I just got this hair modeling gig and they are going to dye my hair brown! Bleh! I have yet to get any pics of this new thing three Chinese women who attacked me in a salon did. I have this total anime hair with these wicked acid red streaks. I'll try to get some pics of it before it gets destroyed. *sniff* - they say they'll change it back... THEY BETTER. |
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January 31, 2001 I worked pretty hard. I got a lot done and I got to meet and hang out with Karen Sheperd and Matthias Hues. Both were extremely cool and great to be with since they came out to support the Very Special Agents TV series that they are starring in (yours truly is producing and costarring). Other great people I met included a lot of the other presenters. Check out www.thekwoon.com where the guys pride themselves with "Bad Acting and Good Kung Fu". In my humble opinion, anything that has Cung Le in it gets a thumbs up! BTW, Cung came around and hung out with me in my booth - WAY COOL! Crap! I missed Kevin Sorbo! He was there but I was out like a crazy woman trying to sell the show and I missed him. I could have pitched the crap out of it to him since Karen played the Enforcer on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Crap! Watch out Kevin! You are next on my list. LOL! So I come home like a mad woman - a week of no sleep, no food. I'm still sleeping it off. The next day after arriving, I had a cameo in "Strange Things Happen at Sundown" where I am (for the second time!) a vampire's victim - but not before an impressive display of kung fu. They poured so much blood on me... and with my paper white skin... ugh! I never say no to anything! Gosh! Maybe that's why I have red hair - perhaps I'm really a blond...Bwahahahahaha! |
January
10, 2001
Ahhhh! How refreshing - Two whole weeks of holidays and not doing anything - why you ask? MY FREAKIN' final MOLAR decided to grow in and get infected on Christmas Eve. BTW MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!! Lets just say I didn't look pretty... But all was well for Fangoria! That was a small and quiet con. Did anyone even know about it? Heeellllooooo!!! Did those guys even bother to promote? Sheesh! Anyway, I had a blast meeting with all the indie guys (time to put some more vamp movies under my belt). Speaking of that, I just got a part in a film I'm just crazy about - it's just a cameo but I get a ton of blood poured on me... YUMMY! Just another day in the life... I'm busting my ass these days trying to get everything ready for NATPE. I'm GOIN" TO VEGAS! YEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!! I love Vegas! I hate the sun but I LOVE Vegas! It is that type of place where the heat is so dry, it's almost comfortable. I was walking around (with SPF 1,000,000 on) dressed in all black and I still felt comfortable the last time I was there. Mark my words "Very Special Agents" WILL go somewhere! (Down the toilet counts LOL!). OK, so now I'm toying with the idea of opening a gym - some stress management by kicking the crap out of something inanimate - I think this is far cheaper than a shrink, no? Hey! Enjoy the new pics from funny photo shoots I've been doing lately. I've designed a new business card so all of you who have my old card (especially signed), they are collector's items (I only printed, like, 2000) and will never print that old design again. The new cards will feature a similar front but the back pic will be one of me in the Fantasy Armor. Enjoy kiddies! |
| November
15, 2001 I also want to give some props to the Jersey Championship Wrestling guys! Special thanks to Joey and Adam (the two guys I worked with). They were incredible and extremely fearless. I'm gonna introduce them to my stunt team :) I loved doing the valet thing for the bad boys. Unfortunately, I find acting bitchy and mean to people is next to impossible. Maybe I'll learn one day... I actually find it pretty funny that when people meet me for the first time, they are pretty surprised that I'm 1. Not six feet tall and 2. Not a psycho running around looking to kick somebody's ass. Sorry. I'm pretty Zen with the universe. |
| October
29, 2001 All in all, I got to see some of my favorite celebs and got to muscle in to talk with Ray Park for a bit about my show, I invited him (like, duh!) but I think he'll be in Cali the week we're on. I'll just have to drag him to another performance at some point. Cute accent Ray... It was freezing! I couldn't believe that all the celebs were thrown out into a tent outside the hotel. I'm sure it's better for room purposes but yeesh! Everyone was frozen solid. I think the warmest spot was by the wrestler Virgil (you can be assured I was by him for a while). Another con, I didn't really want to mention but here goes, was the Big Apple con. It was the first time I actually had a table to sit at. People were extremely nice there. However, I was CENSORED! Yep! "Put that cleavage away!!!" was all I heard all day. "The priests are coming!", "cover those pictures up!". I must say, yep I have cleavage but all of you know I am the most conservative and good girl right? AND IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE CLEAVAGE?... I didn't even see a darn priest.... *rumbles* |
| September
27, 2001 I was talking to some of my cast members from "Once upon a time..." and I asked them what we would have done if on the way to or from Seattle our plane was hijacked by terrorists, and they said "we'd need the biggest and the strongest to get that crazy redhead OFF them". What a compliment. A plane filled with martial artists. Interesting... I don't mean anything by that thought but it gives me comfort in some ways. AH! but how the hell can we go on tour again (with all our weapons and props) if you can't take a stick of gum with you without setting off the alarm? (my friend who just came back from Canada told me about the gum). We should all just strip and go in through the metal detectors with both hands holding our cheeks wide open. *Moans* But of course, some people might find that offensive. I say, make sure your ass is washed and you're wearing clean underwear. |
| September
12, 2001 I watched, with a gaping mouth, out of my apartment window (I live on the 18th floor in a 23 story building with a clear view of both the Twin Towers on one side and The Empire State Building on the other) the second plane crash into the tower and I sat there thinking to myself, "Terrorism! Shit! Not in MY town!". In the words of that crazy Irish guy in Braveheart "It's my island!" Then I thought about the thousands of lives I knew were gone in an instant and my heart went out to them and their families. I wondered morbidly what people might have thought when they looked out their windows and saw the plane coming right at them. "Well, the Towers are burning pretty badly now but hopefully, if they just put out the fires in time, they might be able to salvage the Towers" was another thought that went through my mind. Then, I witnessed both towers collapse. One at a time. I saw debris and what I can only describe as people jumping to their doom out of windows, rather than being burned alive, which I could also see right before the collapses. The collapses themselves happened almost in slow motion. The top thirty floors of the second tower blew out as the building collapsed in on itself. My phone has been ringing constantly from friends and loved ones who were not aware yet that I was not at that location at the time. Thank you all. I am all right. Thank you for your e-mails as well. You can always e-mail me at vevil@earthlink.net but while I barely got online today, it may take a while for me to reply to you. I am also almost finished with a new look for my site so that slows me down as well. New York is pretty much under military rule right now below 14th street. I could see the beautiful New York skyline out my window every morning when I woke up each day and now my skyline is very much bare and it is very frightening. Oh well. New York is a very calm town almost a ghost town right now. No cars are allowed to drive in the downtown area and I can walk to the Towers in about thirty minutes so I was very close. I had a photo shoot yesterday (which I actually made after a two hour hike uptown), and I got to observe a lot of people on the street and the National Guard everywhere including military, police, and fire fighters. It is a most incredible sight. I saw many people walking covered in the dust, without shoes, talking to themselves, deep in thought. I was also amazed to see many water and juice stations set up in my area (since I am so close to the incident) and it was refreshing since the day itself was sunny and hot. No cars were driving the streets. The city was on lock down. No in. No out. They let people walk across some bridges to try to get home and so I walked through a see of people who were calm and sullen, slowly makin' their way back home and to let their loved ones know they were all right. All of the stores were closed and there were a few shops open who sold water. Before I started my hike, I ran to the store to get some food. I couldn't get online until 2pm the next day and many fans have written me to see if I was OK - especially those who knew I worked a block away from ground zero. I also don't have cable so I have just one channel on which is broadcasting the incident 24 hours a day. But I along with the millions of other New Yorkers am still in a state of shock. It used to be my favorite spot to hang out in which was the park between the Towers. |
| September
4, 2001 Well, its official! I'm the new Lara Croft model and muse for Adam Hughes (you know, that awesome artist who also does Wonder Woman covers). THANK YOU ADAM! YOU ARE THE BEST!!! I was also his guest at the con. THAT ROCKED! AND he's, like, the nicest guy in the world. And so kiddies, what started out as a hobby, has taken me to places I had no idea that be... |
| August
28, 2001 I'm also working with on the new and improved version of my web site It's going to have a new look very soon and GUESS WHAT! The domain will finally be www.warriormistress.com - as God intended. No more of this freeservers template crap. Hallelujah! I'll rant as soon as I get back from Atlanta. I can't wait to see everyone there! |
| August
23, 2001 Some people have been bugging me about how come I haven't been bitching about all my bumps and bruises. *Sigh* I guess there really IS a fetish for everything, even masochistic girls... well... you see... I've been doing a lot of modeling lately and that type of work doesn't require me to get my ass kicked. However, I did a video shoot a few days ago for www.karatedom.com doing some technique demonstrations (I can fake karate very poorly so if it looks like kung fu, well, SO WHAT!). I brought in a stunt partner to be the punching bag and all was going well until I was doing a blind reverse jumping crescent kick and caught the top squishy part of my foot on his very hard elbow. OUCH! I was limping for a couple of days and sat at work with a bag of ice on my foot. It's fine now, thanks for asking *rumbles to herself*. THERE! Happy?! I'm bruised to death from rehearsals with another girl for the costume contest at Dragon Con (she keeps raking my knuckles with the weapons). I'm not suppose to tell you what we're doing in the contest, her idea, I personally don't care to keep it a secret but she asked me and this darn honor thing I have... *rumbles to herself like a senile old woman*, HOWEVER, its open season after the fact!!! See ya there kiddies. |
| August
20, 2001 As a side note, I'm doing a photo shoot this weekend in it and I will hold my newest conquest in my hand - a new Angel Steel sword. I have spoken to Holly Golightly and they will wait for a picture for perhaps another run as the Broadsword Girl. I personally can't wait for Dragon Con now. I'm doing another photo shoot for an artist there - well, lets just hope the results will be spectacular... tangent, tangent... where was I? Oh yes, WAR! Well, that's it. Did I mention the thing went smoothly? Nobody tried to kill themselves (that was soooo last year), nobody freaked out (too much) and I didn't wind up getting any stitches (awe! too bad kiddies). See ya next year Pennsic folks! It was great seeing all my friends again! |
| July
30, 2001 On the way out, we almost road killed Booth Colman (Dr. Zaius), there was a Planet of the Apes reunion going on as well, and speaking of that! I was on stage dancing with the band "The Characters" (always a pleasure guys!) doing my TR thing, gathering a crowd, I finally pried the guitar away from the guitarist and I was halfway into the opening of "Master of Puppets" when I had to stop because the Ape guys were doing their thing. Lets see... Shiny latex Lara Croft playing Metallica or a bunch of geezers talking... I just don't know what I would choose... A Very Special THANK YOU to everyone who brought me copies of pictures, Hawkeye, and especially to Mark who gave me the most kick ass graphic W.M. business cards I've ever seen. |
July
16, 2001 Had an interesting weekend. My mother and what I call her "Theater going Russian Posse" consisting of old fat geezer Russian women (I'm sorry for your sudden loss of appetite after that mental image) took me to Chippendales on Saturday night. *Yawn* - Not enough blood and gore (where are those fanboys when I need them)... Well, on another high note of my life, I met and shook hands with Linda Lovelace at the VAMP convention. I almost didn't make it! I got there around 3pm. But! I got to hang with the Dreamkittens.com people (had two of them on my lap for a photo) and had a lot of fun talking with the world's sexiest brunette Linda O'Neil (www.lindaoneil.com) and was honored when she shared some boob secrets with me (and we all know I love her boobs!). Other mentionables were www.camerakittens.com, www.fantasyartpages.com, www.deepred.tv, and check out www.tinakrause.com. |
| July
3, 2001 This is pretty cool! I feel like I lost my virginity yesterday. Why you ask? Well, I was finishing up filming my cameo for "Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers" and for the first time EVER, "I" was the victim! Yep. I got eaten by two lady vampires! Woohoo! That was cool! I got to act silly scared and then orgasmic from the love bite. Yeeha! You go girls... June 25, 2001 YOU BLOOD THIRSTY PEOPLE! I BET YOU GET OFF ON HEARING ABOUT ME CRACK MY HEAD OPEN... over and over again. Now this is getting interesting. I never really set out to do any certain type of film or anything else but five vampire genre movies later, I believe I can start thinking of myself as a little bit type cast. Shhhhhh! Don't tell anyone. I mean, its pretty cool. Yesterday when we were shooting "Vampire Playmates", I couldn't live without my fang glue (they kept falling out). All I have to say it "OOOOH BABY" to the outfit I wore. If you are into French maids with petticoats galore, well, this will make you say "WEEEEEEEEEE". So now I'm officially a genre film star. I set out to be a stunt woman and this is what I get. Oh well... |
June
20, 2001 So I filmed a cameo in "Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers" yesterday and got to see the rough edit. Its actually a pretty cool movie for its' genre. I recommend it! Lots of sex scenes and nudity with guys AND girls. The story is pretty good as well. I met the director at Fangoria and she called me up the night before and asked me if I'd be in it. I'm like "K". So in went the fangs and contacts, on went the thigh high black vinyl shiny boots - those are MY legs and abs and cleavage in the opening credits. Then, I did some kicks. We ordered Thai and I got a chance to play with the dozen Emmy's on the wall of the production place. I couldn't help it, grabbed one off the wall and thanked the Academy (shut up Oscar, schmoscar). Then I put it back on the wall and couldn't believe I held a real Emmy in my hand - one day, mark my words, I'll have one of my own. |
| June
18, 2001 O.K. I saw the Tomb Raider Movie. Period. Well... if you really must know my opinion, I thought Angelina was a great Lara (not that she looked like her very much but all the characteristics were great). The story, leaves more than much to be desired. When I saw the X-men movie, they did a very good job of setting up for sequels, this movie didn't. Overall kudos to Jolie for her stunts. They were definitely not easy. I boo the script writers. Then again, the jumps in logic that the games themselves have... well, I can't complain. I just play the games... Enjoy the movie kiddies. |
June
13, 2001 So I spend the day yesterday helping out the stunt crew on the comedy movie "Oeloff and Martin" or at least I think that's what it's called. There was another stunt crew of three small stuntwomen who I watched all day with wide eyes. My job was basically to film my stunt crew as they went through their fight sequence. The guys were stunting the girls so I just helped wherever I could. Now, back to the stuntwomen. Without giving away too much about the movie, the three were strapped together, dressed in a latex one piece suit in the shape of spare ribs and they were hoisted on a bridge only to be dropped (or dipped) to their doom into a huge pot of sauce by the resident evil. YOU figure it out. Apparently, they will be saved in the nick of time by a nine foot penis whipped out of someone's pants. But I digress. All I know is - I had fun. |
| June
4, 2001 I toured the McFarlane Action Figures office in NJ. Holy cow! We're not worthy. The amount of work those guys put into creating their action figures! I got to learn how the whole process works and what goes in. No wonder I love those toys! I really appreciate craftsmanship when it comes to producing action figures. I must insist that if you are gonna produce a figure of something or somebody - it should damn well look like it! McFarlane makes sure of it. I just don't understand why other toy manufacturers haven't caught on yet. Just getting toys with the original colors from the movie, cartoon or comic is hard to do or you have to be a collector. Does anyone else see the fangirl coming out of me and roaring? Meow! |
| May
22,2001 On Tuesday, I did the same error as I did on Monday (I didn't warm up my full split which my opponent pulls my leg into after a high flying kick) and my body's reaction was to lean forward and so I hit my temple again, this time splitting my head open. This fortunately happened in my final fight and turned out to be the highlight of the show because I bleed so much - it looked like fake blood. The crowd cheered and gasped. My director did a second take. I was bleeding all over backstage and the stage manager (a wonderful girl named Kyle) scraped me off the floor. The techs were all wondering over their headsets as to when we decided to use stage blood (no way dudes, that was all real). I still went out for my bow after which I was whisked away to the hospital to receive nine stitches. No more aspirin after that since my blood was like water and the wound wouldn't stop bleeding. Oh well, guys like chicks with scars. Right? After that (and a whole lot of red meat), all the shows went pretty smoothly. We must officially change the name of the show from "Once Upon a Time..." to "Once Upon a Smackdown..." as our stage manager put it on the drive back from the hospital. Our bodies were getting more torn up every day and there was not one of us who wasn't complaining of some pain or other. I'm not even gonna start on the bruise count - but as the show progressed, needless to say the choreography started to get modified. Oh well... Otherwise I had a great time. They took really good care of us out there. We got a chance to go see the other performances in the festival. You guys! Go see "ISH" if they perform around your area. They are a bunch of kids from Amsterdam who do amazingly cool stuff on roller blades. Hanging with the other performers was great. Another highlight was getting a chance to visit the graves of Bruce and Brandon Lee who as we all know are buried in Seattle's Lake View Cemetery. I got some pics of me there (all head bruised up and stuff but I wasn't gonna let vanity stand in the way of this opportunity. I went over with three other cast members including Hall of Famer and also the show choreographer Jose Figueroa. One other comment. We had no idea that we made such an impression on the Korean drummers who we shared our performance space with... they gave us an international drumming send off as we drove away to the airport. WOW! We were in tears, they were in tears, I was too busy holding on to my head... it was beautiful. Thank you Seattle, you have scarred me forever. Now, I can't wait to perform at BAM... See ya there ya tri state area fanboys and girls! |
| May
10, 2001 As I'm writing this, I am 36 hours away from departure to Seattle. Its been like, 6 years since I was on a plane and that was a trip to Las Vegas, I was totally underage, no supervision... OK you don't have to know all the darn details... OK so maybe you do - I have pictures of me and the showgirls involved... but once again, Ugh Ugh nope... I won't crack about that story... I'll save it for the inevitable book one day someone will ask me to write which will start with: "It all started when my dad did something nasty to my mom and eight and a half months later I was born..." |
May
8, 2001 Man! I still have the blood dye under my fingernails... It was quite a bit of fun to do "Crimson Desires" - funny as all hell. A few more of these and I can officially call myself a B-movie scream queen - the question is, do I really want that? Naw! I'm waiting to be discovered for movies like the Matrix. Hong Kong? Hello? Anyone? Echo...echo... EEEEPPPP! In less than a week I'm performing in front of hundreds of people. I am a bit nervous. On the upside, I finished TR2 yesterday - no cheats! I'm playing them all out of order. I finished TR3, then I beat Chronicles. I wanna play TR1 next. My reviews so far - TR2 was the most joygasmic. I'm kind of curious about the NEXT GEN TRs. |
| May
4, 2001 OK! Wonderful. My latest kick is to do handstand pushups. I think the ephedrine gave me the extra kick. Anyway, I did five sets of ten yesterday. For all those who have met me, you know that I am pale as a ghost (this is why in all the vampire movies I do, everyone else gets painted gray/white and I just get my nose powdered). I wake up this morning, look in the mirror, and wonder why I have color on my face - was it make-up? a tan? - NO! I broke hundreds of capillaries all over my face. This reminded me of growing up (and being a redhead) I had freckles. Now at least they faded away giving me the pale and tragic look which type casts me for every ghoul role. It will take a day or so for the blood clots to go away... and while I'm on this topic... lets see... more bruises on my elbows... rehearsing in 90 degree temperatures in spaces in the middle of nowhere... life is literally rosy - and I got the color to prove it. |
May
2, 2001 OK! This truly sucks! Yesterday, I was in rehearsal trying out a new move - getting punched and falling into a back roll into a handstand and I ripped out a clunk of my hair! Needless to say I'M NOT DOING THAT MOVE AGAIN! I'm actually curious just how much damage I'll take by the end of the run of the show. I'm doing a lot less falling because last time it tolled me with a huge bruise on my leg and nerve damage which didn't go away for exactly a month in my right thumb - and it was after only two crummy shows! I'm a smarter and tougher bandit this time around. I'm also very comfortable with all of my moves - the three months of intensive training has paid off. I've been rearranging my bedroom to have a ton of space so I can really sharpen up my moves. I'm really glad me and my partner are reworking the drunken fist section in the show (the final showdown when all of the bandits finally get killed - and we stay dead). Both of my main fights are extremely funny and I'm really working the vixen bandit bit to the max - its a children's show for crying out loud! Still... the kiddies get an eyeful of what happens when a woman is scorned. |
| May
1, 2001 BAD Webmistress BAD BAD! No treats! BAD! I told her that it would not be possible for me to attend Chiller! Its not worth it to go for TWO hours. Those of you in the know... know what I mean. I had rehearsal that weekend. I cut a huge gash in my ass on Sunday (totally in an unrelated to rehearsals freak furniture accident). Had a photo shoot yesterday which will soon see results in my images section (pictures will finally be updated. Hurray!) All I can say is "NO REST FOR THE WEARY OR THE WICKED! - and I am both". Whatever happened to those weekends when I could just rest? I was doing so well in my TR2 game (two levels away from completion)... now I can't find time to sleep. My hairstyle guy (I just realized) is a creepy Russian guy. He is "hairy like animal" too. Yikes! |
April
27th, 2001 Yummy! I've been trying the various meal replacement bars and I came across Luna lemon zest flavor - WOW! its pretty good - not like card board at all... or I'm getting used to the taste of protein bar cardboard. Rehearsals are going pretty well. I think that this is going to be the best production of this "Once Upon a Time..." show ever! I really feel bad for the two new cast members because in the last production, which ran in the Guggenheim Museum in NYC, I was the only new cast member and BOY! you really have no idea how hard it was to catch up to the rest of the cast who was already in the know. For this run we have changed a lot of things as well and my first solo fight is with a new partner since my old one moved to CA to try out for the Wu Shu team (me and this guy go way back to my college days, we were in school together, and much later I studied Wu Shu under him before I got the casting call for this). I'm glad to report that the wound count has not significantly increased (except for that kick I got by accident in the kidney yesterday - ouch!). I have some new pains in my shoulder blades from all of the roll outs I have to do - I have yet to learn how to throw myself at the floor and miss (maybe I should reread how it was done in the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" series). My mom found for me some super Russian ointment for bruises and it really works! Overnight, the bruises lose their blue throbbing luster and turn lighter - thanks Russian medicine! I was gonna go with a Chinese herbal version of this stuff but now... |
| April
24, 2001 Well this is definitely exciting. I was in rehearsal yesterday and we set the entire first solo fight. I'm telling you! It is dripping and oozing with sexual appeal - this fight alone raised the rating from G to PG-13. All the hip swaying... the lust (Aren't I fighting a Shaolin Monk?... and isn't this a show for children?) Don't worry, in the end I get my butt whooped - hence I'm the bad guy (and the good guys always win - at least in this story...) My battle wounds so far: a three inch in diameter dark purple bruise on my right elbow, five little bruises on my left elbow (and I wear elbow pads in rehearsals - no padding there for the real show but I thank God for knee pads every day), a small bruise on my right shin, I completely blew out my left hip flexor muscle (no kicking on that leg for a while - and its my better stretched side), my neck is totally out of whack, bruised webbing between my fingers on my right hand from all the staff work and a few minor cuts and bumps elsewhere. In better news, the cut on my forehead has completely healed (due to a slathering for the last week of Neosporin). We had a costume fitting last weekend and lemme tell ya, BOY! I wear a suede bustier and I get to show my mid section. Thank god for the thousands of crunches I do every week. Tomorrow its back to weight lifting on my day off from rehearsal. |
April
23, 2001 Just finished up the Body for Life contest this weekend. I took my after photos yesterday. This is my third time doing it and it was a long hard road. Three months of intense training with weights (I'll have to put up a separate page to answer all the questions about my training and workouts but to sum it up, I work out about six times a week lifting heavy weights three times. The rest is taking Kung Fu, Tai Chi Chuan, and some gymnastics. I timed this contest to coincide with the beginning of rehearsals for the tour because (you have no idea - unless you are a stunt person reading this) how much damage your body takes. I'm an aspirin addict. I need to take supplements just to recoup the tearing of the muscle after rehearsals (the first thing I do in the opening sequence of the show is do a vertical split (Sole to the Sky) standing on one leg in a split position with my other leg over my head. That stretch alone is killer. Last week in rehearsal, my solo fight partner (the Snake ancestor) sliced me on the forehead with his sword (it is a sword versus staff fight then he switches to two daggers because he is always "armed to the teeth"). I'm not trying to bitch over the pain (hey I chose this profession) but people have asked me how I deal with the damage that comes from this type of work. Now what did I start this rant about? Oh yeah! Body for Life! Bill Phillips! Muscle Magazine! Some good stuff people. If you want to transform yourselves and need info check out www.bodyforlife.com or the supplements at www.eas.com New York Auto Show, |
| April
18, 2001 I am a big fan of exotic cars. I worked at Manhattan Motorcars for a while so I got to sit around Lambo's, Ferraris, Rolls Royces, Bentleys, and Porsches all day. They were at the show and got me in to see the exhibits. I really liked the ABS demo exhibit, it was almost like a roller coaster and I checked out my favorite cars: Subaru (can't beat the all wheel drive) and BMW (luxury at its finest). Overall, I was super saturated with information after about an hour... all those pretty shiny cars... (drool drool). It was pretty funny since I had a pretty hectic day: first I went to work, then the gym, then I had a photo shoot as Lara for a possible Tomb Raider comic cover, then I ran over to the show still made up like her (but I managed to throw on some "normal" clothes)... and the crowd goes wild... |
April
9, 2001 Fangoria Weekend of Horrors: Man oh man! Would you believe idiot me didn't punch my way through the crowd to meet Ashe (Bruce C.)? I was too busy promoting my movie "Very Special Agents" which should be available soon at www.bmovie.com The film short got lots of great raves from fans passing through and I was very flattered. I will need a separate page to just rant on the making of that film - YIKES! After a day of stunt scenes I had to sleep on three bags of ice for two days (and they cut out half of the stunts from the final cut!!!) Darn it! Met the great guys at McFarlane who presented me with a Tiffany 2 action figure which I adore. I love all of the McFarlane toys - such details! Man! I'll pose for an action figure any day with those guys. I know some people don't like Tiff 2 but think of it this way guys, its still way better then some of the 'other' crap out there! Has anybody been to Toys R' Us lately and looked at the other figurines out? McFarlane distribution rocks. I am a huge fan of Clayburn Moore (OH YES HE WILL SCULPT ME ONE DAY MARK MY WORDS!) but his stuff can only be found in comic shops. I did a lot of side photo shoots for many photographers who were running around and I'll try to get some copies to put up on the images page. |
| March
31, 2001 K & S Productions Convention: Holy cow man! This was a great show. Saw lots of my fans who see me doing the Lara walk from table to table. Some show highlights were meeting DAVID CARADINE of Kung Fu fame... man I hate to say it but the man is way out there if you know what I mean "Yo David, get off whatever you're on!" Wasn't he in an episode of the "Queen of Swords"? Got to see Traci Lords... I was at another K&S show about a year ago - actually it was my debut as Lara - and there was a live band playing on a stage right near Traci and they asked me to get up on stage and dance (which I did using TR moves). The crowd went wild. It trickled down a grapevine that Traci wasn't too happy about me taking away her attention since everyone on line for her turned to take pics of me... I PISSED OFF TRACI LORDS! My life is now complete... Also took some pics with the world sexiest brunette Linda O'Neil (scans will follow) and, I think her record has been beaten, gang bang queen Jasmine St. Claire - both girls were very sweet and nice and I liked them a lot. The fans were wonderful (pictures with me are free so step on up!). |
March
10th, 2001 Big Apple Con at St. Paul's NYC,: This convention is great for shopping. I never feel quite inspired to dress up so I just put on something tight and shmooze with everyone that comes my way. Empire City Garrison (Star Wars) Costuming Group was on hand to take pictures with the actor who played Chewy. All was well in the neighborhood. |